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      12-02-2016, 11:01 AM   #43781
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      12-02-2016, 11:04 AM   #43782
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I think it's going to be till midnight for myself today.

LOL. My Korean friend and I always call working on numbers "massaging numbers". We working on some numbers last week, which were tiring. He joked that we should be getting massage certificates for all this "massaging".
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      12-02-2016, 01:24 PM   #43783
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The grey division is done
Is that a tribute to Lemmy Kilmister?
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      12-02-2016, 02:08 PM   #43784
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Is that a tribute to Lemmy Kilmister?
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I only listen to classical music. How would I know who Lemmy was and when he died? I feel like you're making me look like some fucking weirdo head banger!

Oh and fuck off you bitch. I never hear from you these days!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-02-2016, 02:24 PM   #43786
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Has anyone ever heard of Danzig?
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      12-02-2016, 02:24 PM   #43787
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      12-02-2016, 02:28 PM   #43788
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I only listen to classical music. How would I know who Lemmy was and when he died? I feel like you're making me look like some fucking weirdo head banger!

Oh and fuck off you bitch. I never hear from you these days!
I thought ignoring women made them want you more?

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Has anyone ever heard of Danzig?
Obviously. They were on the GTA San Andreas radio.
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I thought ignoring women made them want you more?
True...true...but this doesn't translate over as well when the subject in question is a 47 year old Cheetos eating man with chest hair like a rug and a pot belly.

At least I don't think it does.
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      12-02-2016, 02:33 PM   #43790
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Obviously. They were on the GTA San Andreas radio.
Nice call!

Don't know why, but every time "Flashing Lights" came on the radio, I'd bump that shit so hard the windows would pulse.
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Has anyone ever heard of Danzig?
Oh Mother, who can that be? Some sexy beast? Perhaps an artist I've seen playing live and I wear all my modified t shirts often.

Anyway, the next time you're handing my pool area, I suggest we ditch your lady gaga music and put this unknown beast on. I might tip you big for it and also well pools always need to be wetter.

The man is old as fuck, but he sure as fuck delivered live.

Anyway, who's danzig?
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True...true...but this doesn't translate over as well when the subject in question is a 47 year old Cheetos eating man with chest hair like a rug and a pot belly.

At least I don't think it does.
Shit. I really need glasses.
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True...true...but this doesn't translate over as well when the subject in question is a 47 year old Cheetos eating man with chest hair like a rug and a pot belly.

At least I don't think it does.
48, and since I haven't aged in three years, you all are catching up on me soon!

Fuckers, haters gonna hate.
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      12-02-2016, 03:33 PM   #43794
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Oh Mother, who can that be? Some sexy beast? Perhaps an artist I've seen playing live and I wear all my modified t shirts often.

Anyway, the next time you're handing my pool area, I suggest we ditch your lady gaga music and put this unknown beast on. I might tip you big for it and also well pools always need to be wetter.

The man is old as fuck, but he sure as fuck delivered live.

Anyway, who's danzig?
Ummm, no, Lady Gaga will not be silenced. However, I will make a compromise and increase the amount of Eminem and Young Jeezy.


Danzig? I think it's some kind of Swedish chocolate company.
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48, and since I haven't aged in three years, you all are catching up on me soon!

Fuckers, haters gonna hate.
In the words of the (alleged) immortal shoei - if you were 48, you've got several presidents on me.
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      12-02-2016, 05:48 PM   #43796
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So sad, the colombian Pilots had done the same flight 4 times before with only 5 minutes of fuel to spare after landing.

The FAA requires that domestic airlines carry enough fuel to continue to an alternate airport plus an additional 45 minutes after that. The alternate airport has to have good weather in the forecast.
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      12-02-2016, 07:48 PM   #43797
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      12-03-2016, 03:55 AM   #43799
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Im thinking of sell my BMW...
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      12-03-2016, 10:34 AM   #43801
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Im thinking of sell my BMW...
Any particular reason?
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      12-03-2016, 10:40 AM   #43802
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Im thinking of sell my BMW...
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too expensive to maintain. He wants to buy a Porsche instead as they weren't even in the top 20 most expensive cars to maintain.


Do you even leave this thread, bro?
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