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      08-28-2015, 09:42 AM   #4357
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First time fishing? Wow. How about an umbrella and rain slicks so the fair maiden won't get a chill?
Who the hell do you think I am? Some planner?

Meh, when insecure, cheat. I'm sure she will prefer going on a hike after we see just how bad the rain will be, so I'm preparing a quick intro (or a long intro if she's not looking like she's ready to use me as a bait) to fishing, then cook for us since I'm kinda horrible at sharing a kitchen, and then we can count the hours to get back to home as everyone does on every camping trip.
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... C5driver - maybe they'll snuggle together for warmth and such....

At least that's how this is playing out in my mind
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Already on my packing list. What else?
This kinda shows our mild differences.

List... I need to get my camping gear out of the trunk from the damn shop.
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... C5driver - maybe they'll snuggle together for warmth and such....

At least that's how this is playing out in my mind
We'd take you wife with you!

Damn, who would've thought Tara the boys would spin this into this
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Already on my packing list. What else?
This kinda shows our mild differences.

List... I need to get my camping gear out of the trunk from the damn shop.
I barely have a trunk so I can't pack much! I gotta plan strategically haha
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They do, but remember its taras first time fishing. I actually have thought of ways how to make it tolerable for her so she won't object going again.
First time fishing? Wow. How about an umbrella and rain slicks so the fair maiden won't get a chill?
Already on my packing list. What else?
A fishing rod, hook, worms, and earplugs
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I barely have a trunk so I can't pack much! I gotta plan strategically haha
At least you have a car! I'm rolling in style in a jeep something. Envy me...
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We'd take you wife with you!

Damn, who would've thought Tara the boys would spin this into this
She's a Southern Girl....you two would learn how to REALLY camp and fish....

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First time fishing? Wow. How about an umbrella and rain slicks so the fair maiden won't get a chill?
Who the hell do you think I am? Some planner?

Meh, when insecure, cheat. I'm sure she will prefer going on a hike after we see just how bad the rain will be, so I'm preparing a quick intro (or a long intro if she's not looking like she's ready to use me as a bait) to fishing, then cook for us since I'm kinda horrible at sharing a kitchen, and then we can count the hours to get back to home as everyone does on every camping trip.
Just take her to Ballard locks and be done with it
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Already on my packing list. What else?
Radio, dark tanning oil, towels, chips, margaritas, water, sunglasses, hair ties, flip flops and lots of ice to keep the fish cold
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... C5driver - maybe they'll snuggle together for warmth and such....

At least that's how this is playing out in my mind
...and Tara has a tripod and a camera
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...and Tara has a tripod and a camera
I need a minute...I'll BRB....carry on....
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why earplugs?
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They do, but remember its taras first time fishing. I actually have thought of ways how to make it tolerable for her so she won't object going again.
First time fishing? Wow. How about an umbrella and rain slicks so the fair maiden won't get a chill?
Already on my packing list. What else?
A fishing rod, hook, worms, and earplugs
I literally just added earplugs to my list haha! (In case she snores loud!)
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... C5driver - maybe they'll snuggle together for warmth and such....

At least that's how this is playing out in my mind
We'd take you wife with you!

Damn, who would've thought Tara the boys would spin this into this
A...Imagine the number of hits and compliments on that video?
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... C5driver - maybe they'll snuggle together for warmth and such....

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They are on the list
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why earplugs?
I'm going and all I talk about now is my fucked up headlights. She will appreciate this tip more than any other.
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why earplugs?
It's raining. Duh!
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I literally just added earplugs to my list haha! (In case she snores loud!)
Well done not mentioning we have separate bedrooms. This will keep the guys busy all day long.
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... C5driver - maybe they'll snuggle together for warmth and such....

At least that's how this is playing out in my mind
...and Tara has a tripod and a camera
They are on the list
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I literally just added earplugs to my list haha! (In case she snores loud!)
Well done not mentioning we have separate bedrooms. This will keep the guys busy all day long.
Oh we do? Hahahaha oops
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