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      11-27-2016, 01:00 AM   #43561
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@Lups the wife was mad when she made salsa for our meatball soup because I went to watch a soccer game in the rain. I put about a tablespoon in the bowl before adding soup. Needed 2 cans of orange/gin to get thru that one bowl. It was SOOOOO good!
Was hopefully no poultry meat, huh?!
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@Lups the wife was mad when she made salsa for our meatball soup because I went to watch a soccer game in the rain. I put about a tablespoon in the bowl before adding soup. Needed 2 cans of orange/gin to get thru that one bowl. It was SOOOOO good!
I lost my tiny dog in a forest and I've spent the last two days running around looking for him. In total I've walked nearly 20 miles in this time according to a tracker app, and I have had zero luck with food or the dog. Yesterday evening I managed to get down two hamburgers, but I'm too high on adrenaline to eat.

I want that recipe though as soon as I have found my fucking idiot dog
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I lost my tiny dog in a forest and I've spent the last two days running around looking for him. In total I've walked nearly 20 miles in this time according to a tracker app, and I have had zero luck with food or the dog. Yesterday evening I managed to get down two hamburgers, but I'm too high on adrenaline to eat.

I want that recipe though as soon as I have found my fucking idiot dog
Anna..I really hope you find your dog back ASAP !
Probably he was running after a wild animal in the forest and he lost you from sight...
I know how you feel Anna and that really sucks , I'm really sorry to hear this
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Anna..I really hope you find your dog back ASAP !
Probably he was running after a wild animal in the forest and he lost you from sight...
I know how you feel Anna and that really sucks , I'm really sorry to hear this
I wish he was running after an animal, he bit our big god, he got his ass kicked for it, and he ran away. He's in shock and its minus 5c here. I've had every available resource pulled to this now for two days and we still have nothing.
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A Brazilian wax is required ...
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Got up at 3:45am this morning, couldn't sleep. Said fuck it and came to work. There's something seriously wrong with this picture.
That's pretty early...
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Got up at 3:45am this morning, couldn't sleep. Said fuck it and came to work. There's something seriously wrong with this picture.
Yeah I had to be up early heading east and its snowing in pass.
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Got up at 3:45am this morning, couldn't sleep. Said fuck it and came to work. There's something seriously wrong with this picture.
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How far east? I'm heading to New York and New Haven on Friday.
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