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      11-26-2016, 09:56 AM   #43539
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@Lups I'm mildly hurt that you've replaced me on our European delivery adventure with Belgie...

He's almost as perverted as me though, so it's basically the same thing.
Sweetheart, here is why Anna loves me ...
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Does it involve sawing a leg off to escape?
Um...you ask this and didn't ping your new disciple. I'm wounded. Wait wut?
Any padawan worth his salt would have sensed it and come a-running. Well done.
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@Lups I'm mildly hurt that you've replaced me on our European delivery adventure with Belgie...

He's almost as perverted as me though, so it's basically the same thing.
Sweetheart, here is why Anna loves me ...
Oh. I have a dirty mind. It's not sexy. It's dirty like a homeless man that hasn't bathed since 1998.
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Oh. I have a dirty mind. It's not sexy. It's dirty like a homeless man that hasn't bathed since 1998.
Sweetheart you need a bad with a lot of foam bubbles...
And your bad is actually a boost for my sexy imagination .
In other words...I would love to wash you
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      11-26-2016, 12:01 PM   #43545
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Jesus fucking christ Belgie.
WTF is wrong William to wash a girl ?

And you know what ?....I would close my eyes because I'm a real gentleman , but think it's no good because I could put soap in her eyes and that hurts and burns like shit !

1- For the lower parts I would close my eyes , because I'm able to feel it in no time.
2- And for the upper parts I would open my eyes to avoid the soap in her eyes.
3- At least after her bath I saw her beautiful 1/2 Asian eyes .
4- To dry her I repait step 1 + 2
5- Once she is dry , I saw step 3

William maybe you're a priest or what ?
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Jtodd ?
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The picture (from the little girl) that was posted by my friend Aatish above (contact:225136) is Jtodd his Avatar picture .

Here => http://www.m3post.com/forums/member.php?u=215191
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These last two pages were pretty good. I'm smiling, which is good, because I'm in the office on a Saturday, which isn't.

Mr Tonka and Lups the milk can be regular or chocolate milk - doesn't matter, as long as it is served from a clear bag which is the epitome of storage perfection.

Lups, I don't like your so called rally instructor either. The way he says "even BP wouldn't consider this successful" is very demeaning. I mean, yes, none of us are holding ourselves out there as the next Colin McRae, but still, taking that...from a Finn? No bueno.

Belgium....you are even more twisted than I thought. You are either very successful with women, or you are a virgin living in your parents basement. And I still can't figure out which is more likely. But I don't think it is something in between those two extremes. You talk a lot, so did Grimey. But a part of me wonders if you just might be successful. Gut is conflicted. Liked the "every family has its own cross" quote though, that resonates.

So Fidel is dead. Be interesting to see whether US / Cuban relations improve dramatically. I hope they don't. Quite like the status quo and the cheap Cuban cigars. But if Americans can freely buy, then I just see prices getting jacked for demand. So here's hoping Trump decides to imitate Kennedy and go for another Bay of Pigs event and keep relations frosty. I feel like he has no reason to, but I have strong faith that his intellect is right where it needs to be to do such a thing if provided a reason. Maybe a nice barb on Twitter or something from El Presidente to the soon to be Mr. President.
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These last two pages were pretty good. I'm smiling, which is good, because I'm in the office on a Saturday, which isn't.

Mr Tonka and Lups the milk can be regular or chocolate milk - doesn't matter, as long as it is served from a clear bag which is the epitome of storage perfection.

Lups, I don't like your so called rally instructor either. The way he says "even BP wouldn't consider this successful" is very demeaning. I mean, yes, none of us are holding ourselves out there as the next Colin McRae, but still, taking that...from a Finn? No bueno.

Belgium....you are even more twisted than I thought. You are either very successful with women, or you are a virgin living in your parents basement. And I still can't figure out which is more likely. But I don't think it is something in between those two extremes. You talk a lot, so did Grimey. But a part of me wonders if you just might be successful. Gut is conflicted. Liked the "every family has its own cross" quote though, that resonates.

So Fidel is dead. Be interesting to see whether US / Cuban relations improve dramatically. I hope they don't. Quite like the status quo and the cheap Cuban cigars. But if Americans can freely buy, then I just see prices getting jacked for demand. So here's hoping Trump decides to imitate Kennedy and go for another Bay of Pigs event and keep relations frosty. I feel like he has no reason to, but I have strong faith that his intellect is right where it needs to be to do such a thing if provided a reason. Maybe a nice barb on Twitter or something from El Presidente to the soon to be Mr. President.
I'm here my friend , just shoot your questions "in detail" directly to me because your comment shows a lot of BS.
I'm 100% sure I can serve you with proper answers.
BTW...I am not Belgium , that's my fucking country .My first name is Philippe.

For 2 things I have already an answer..
Parents ? My dad died ,I'm only child and my mother is alone in her house .
My dad , his pic is on the last page => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1227403
Basement ? We don't have basements in our houses .
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Yes and no , he did good things for the poor people .
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Cuba is on my list of places to visit, sometime.

Also on that list

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Chernobyl my friend ? Think you need a Geiger counter ...
Saw this year a documentary about Chernobyl , few guys walked around the place and the Geiger counter made non-stop red warning noises !
Russians are planning to put a huge lead dome over the whole shit , and probably with a good reason..
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I'm here my friend , just shoot your questions "in detail" directly to me because your comment shows a lot of BS.
I'm 100% sure I can serve you with proper answers.
BTW...I am not Belgium , that's my fucking country .My first name is Philippe.

For 2 things I have already an answer..
Parents ? My dad died ,I'm only child and my mother is alone in her house .
My dad , his pic is on the last page => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1227403
Basement ? We don't have basements in our houses .
Perhaps the virgin in the basement thing doesn't translate to Europe if you don't have basements, but surely you understand the meaning. Basically a nerd who talks a big game but never gets out. It has nothing to do with parents.

My comment stems from the fact that you talk about women in a dominating way. A lot. And based on experience, those types of people generally are all talk and no action. There's a reason they talk. Put up a façade. And that's why I'm conflicted as to whether that's you because why else do you act the way you do. People who are really are successful don't typically talk about it (in general) because they don't need to - only those who are insecure in their current position do so.

At least as a general rule of thumb, there are always some exceptions.
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These last two pages were pretty good. I'm smiling, which is good, because I'm in the office on a Saturday, which isn't.

Mr Tonka and Lups the milk can be regular or chocolate milk - doesn't matter, as long as it is served from a clear bag which is the epitome of storage perfection.

Lups, I don't like your so called rally instructor either. The way he says "even BP wouldn't consider this successful" is very demeaning. I mean, yes, none of us are holding ourselves out there as the next Colin McRae, but still, taking that...from a Finn? No bueno.

Belgium....you are even more twisted than I thought. You are either very successful with women, or you are a virgin living in your parents basement. And I still can't figure out which is more likely. But I don't think it is something in between those two extremes. You talk a lot, so did Grimey. But a part of me wonders if you just might be successful. Gut is conflicted. Liked the "every family has its own cross" quote though, that resonates.

So Fidel is dead. Be interesting to see whether US / Cuban relations improve dramatically. I hope they don't. Quite like the status quo and the cheap Cuban cigars. But if Americans can freely buy, then I just see prices getting jacked for demand. So here's hoping Trump decides to imitate Kennedy and go for another Bay of Pigs event and keep relations frosty. I feel like he has no reason to, but I have strong faith that his intellect is right where it needs to be to do such a thing if provided a reason. Maybe a nice barb on Twitter or something from El Presidente to the soon to be Mr. President.
I told him that (I've known the man all my life, he's my dads old pall.) that I have lately pretended I know how to drive. After he stopped laughing, he volunteered on giving me a lesson or two. Talk about mashed ego...

And he doesn't drink milk. The man is very evil
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