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      08-27-2015, 10:43 PM   #4335
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Seriously, I am more curious about the amount which is wrote on the check (on the right).



Size of woody or EGO?
...bank account and FICO score
Well Prince of Persia has her shoe size. He knows the way to her heart!
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      08-27-2015, 10:52 PM   #4336
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Well Prince of Persia has her shoe size. He knows the way to her heart!
Shouldn't you be panicking....I mean packing for your girls weekend..??

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Well Prince of Persia has her shoe size. He knows the way to her heart!
Shouldn't you be panicking....I mean packing for your girls weekend..??

We've had a drought all summer and the weekend we choose to go fishing, it's gonna pour rain! Ugh!!!
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Seriously, I am more curious about the amount which is wrote on the check (on the right).



Size of woody or EGO?
A lot and i make my own money so i dont care if mr ss picks me up in a Yaris or M6.
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      08-27-2015, 11:56 PM   #4339
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Seriously, I am more curious about the amount which is wrote on the check (on the right).



Size of woody or EGO?
A lot and i make my own money so i dont care if mr ss picks me up in a Yaris or M6.
Good things are coming this weekend,

Stick around on Sunday
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I win. My ego is massive compared to my penis.
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We've had a drought all summer and the weekend we choose to go fishing, it's gonna pour rain! Ugh!!!
I think that's just hilarious bonus to our well planned trip
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An interview with the new girl will be greatly appreciated.

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      08-28-2015, 12:58 AM   #4343
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So you're telling me there's a 4th chick on this forum?????

The milkshake is definitely bringing all the boys to the yard in that thread.

INTERVIEW!!!
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      08-28-2015, 01:08 AM   #4344
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So you're telling me there's a 4th chick on this forum?????

The milkshake is definitely bringing all the boys to the yard in that thread.

INTERVIEW!!!
LOL.

Some females who have 1:5200 member ratio gets big headed that they are in Extremely high priced demanded element such as Californium.
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      08-28-2015, 03:39 AM   #4345
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I'd bang her :
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I WANT TO LICK MY WIFES ASSHOLE.

That's right, I said it!
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....that's hot
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FINE! Go ahead and be with some little Latino skank. You can't handle me anyways! stupid butt hole licker.










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Hahhaah! Good morning to you, Belgium. Wasn't that funny?
Good night.
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Hahhaah! Good morning to you, Belgium. Wasn't that funny?
Good night.
Good afternoon Canada .
Not really funny to me , I was more like WTF is going on between Sara and Sugar ?
Sounds like hard shit/stuff sex ?
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Good night.
Good afternoon Canada .
Not really funny to me , I was more like WTF is going on between Sara and Sugar ?
Sounds like hard shit/stuff sex ?
I'm into kinky stuff :

And I am not ashamed of it at all.
Fuck that 50 shades of grey wanna be shit.
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      08-28-2015, 08:26 AM   #4350
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I'm sure the list of who you wouldn't bang is far shorter than the list of people you would bang

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You and Bimmette have fun this weekend, ok.
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Since they were nice to me, I was saying great things about AMG GTs (specs, etc) to invitees. Comparing it with 911s etc. I think they sold 2 afterward.
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You and Bimmette have fun this weekend, ok.
Thanks, we will. I get cranky when no fish can be caught, it'll be pouring with rain the whole time so we probably end up doing what all the cool kids do and hang out in bimmerport.
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Thanks, we will. I get cranky when no fish can be caught, it'll be pouring with rain the whole time so we probably end up doing what all the cool kids do and hang out in bimmerport.
Fish don't come out in the rain?
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Fish don't come out in the rain?
They do, but remember its taras first time fishing. I actually have thought of ways how to make it tolerable for her so she won't object going again.
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They do, but remember its taras first time fishing. I actually have thought of ways how to make it tolerable for her so she won't object going again.
First time fishing? Wow. How about an umbrella and rain slicks so the fair maiden won't get a chill?
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