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      11-23-2016, 02:23 PM   #43451
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Btw. I have to correct one thing from our previous conversation. Doing it asap.
I think you have me confused with some other beautiful American of German and Irish decent. Even what you wrote originally is OK, it's just a difference of opinion. *I* can handle that.
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      11-23-2016, 02:38 PM   #43452
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Took my grandmas car in for service. Lurked around the showroom with my free coffee.

Civic hatch was $26k. I helped my cousin with deal on a accord a few months back for $24k.
VW will try to hit the American car market with the new E-Golf .
It was in the today Belgian newspaper ..
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I think you have me confused with some other beautiful American of German and Irish decent. Even what you wrote originally is OK, it's just a difference of opinion. *I* can handle that.
Hahah, meh, I was tired when I hit that conversation, Angry also, just like a bird. I did a horrible job for standing up for my view but I also suggested that others have no worth.

Honestly the next morning I read it and even I thought I came out as a bigot and a small minded. Personally even after everything I've seen I doubt I'd make that call in any situation but I realize most of the world don't have the resources I have.

But anyway, I truly am sorry I made it sound like, well, bad. I should've said it sooner too since the hippie in me kinda hates being seen as that guy.

Now my chest hair is straightened up all the way, so we can talk about what ever! How are your nipples? My dog had dry ones right now, the climate changes are hard for the exterior apparently.
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      11-23-2016, 02:43 PM   #43454
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Now my chest hair is straightened up all the way, so we can talk about what ever! How are your nipples? My dog had dry ones right now, the climate changes are hard for the exterior apparently.
My dog's nipples seem to always be wet, she's constantly licking them. It doesn't feel as good to pet her then as when I've just sprinkled baby powder all over her tummy.

WAit.. my nipples weren't showing AGAIN, were they?????
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My dog's nipples seem to always be wet, she's constantly licking them. It doesn't feel as good to pet her then as when I've just sprinkled baby powder all over her tummy.

WAit.. my nipples weren't showing AGAIN, were they?????
Hahahahahhaha

My dogs swam today in the freezing water so I'm interested mainly on dry skin care!

Thanks for accepting my apology. You're my favorite hairy dude and we certainly don't have to agree on everything.

Keep up with your good work with baby powder! And your nipples were fine too. Closeups always work for me.
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      11-23-2016, 04:53 PM   #43456
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Sure, but if I sent you close-ups, you wouldn't respect me in the morning. I've heard about you Finns. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get cheetohs stains off with just your tongue??
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VW will try to hit the American car market with the new E-Golf .
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Greetings from the big cat sailing in the Caribbean Sea.
I hate you!

I took my kid fishing today. The air was warm, hitting 35f and all! The water was about the same it it was so much fun for the whole hour we were there before the fucking wind froze me solid and my horrible kid kept laughing at me.

You're so out from my friend list. Like you're the first one I'll delete when I I find the list!
You'll never find the list!
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I took this from my dinner table tonight. Kick ass Caribbean spiced pork tenderloin!
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Took my grandmas car in for service. Lurked around the showroom with my free coffee.

Civic hatch was $26k. I helped my cousin with deal on a accord a few months back for $24k.
RR and 458 and then grandma's rolling in the Accord. haha

That hatch is $26k? Yikes - I wonder how much the civic type R will be then or even the Si.
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RR and 458 and then grandma's rolling in the Accord. haha

That hatch is $26k? Yikes - I wonder how much the civic type R will be then or even the Si.
Grandma has Benz, but likes her Odyssey lol.


Civic SI will probably be $30k. Too much
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Now I know why you ask me to go diving with you all the time
Because I dont want you to see me prey on the poor and helpless? Im a murderer, I kill in secrecy.

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      11-24-2016, 12:14 AM   #43464
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Because I dont want you to see me prey on the poor and helpless? Im a murderer, I kill in secrecy.



Let me cite a famous quote for you if I may;

"Not everything you read on the internet is that of truth."
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Funny, Kennedy said pretty much the same thing in the 70's!

Oh ax, I'm out of coffee and we don't celebrate thanks giving back here so I have to work today. I could use some sympathy and caffeine.

I have to find something more interesting to do with my life. Reading these reports is so mind blowingly dull I'm starting to not give a shit.
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      11-24-2016, 03:00 AM   #43466
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I have to find something more interesting to do with my life. Reading these reports is so mind blowingly dull I'm starting to not give a shit.
What do you do with your live normally? Aside from teaching your boys that they should always switch off energy eating users to not sponsor an eastern dictator?
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Funny, Kennedy said pretty much the same thing in the 70's!

Oh ax, I'm out of coffee and we don't celebrate thanks giving back here so I have to work today. I could use some sympathy and caffeine.

I have to find something more interesting to do with my life. Reading these reports is so mind blowingly dull I'm starting to not give a shit.
Kennedy was a side hustler, little known fact by many!

How can you be out of coffee? Thats against the law and very much a punishable offense. Dont worry, Ill come detain you.Sympathy is a word not known!

Ummmm hire an assistant to read the reports, write down cliff notes, and then do something more productive. Boom, problem solved.
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Kennedy was a side hustler, little known fact by many!

How can you be out of coffee? Thats against the law and very much a punishable offense. Dont worry, Ill come detain you.Sympathy is a word not known!

Ummmm hire an assistant to read the reports, write down cliff notes, and then do something more productive. Boom, problem solved.
Out of coffee? I don't understand these words. Lups have you lost it completely?!!

The order of the day is Turkey stuffed with Bacon. That is the stuff our shadow government decrees.
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What do you do with your live normally? Aside from teaching your boys that they should always switch off energy eating users to not sponsor an eastern dictator?
I fuck around with stocks to keep busy, it's my stupid hobby, and it allows me to work at night or when ever so I can stay home teaching the kids the horrors of child labor, slave labor and how hard it can be to buy shoes if you can't stop researching the manufacturers (true story from today. And we really need more shoes!).

I have some grandma walking hobbies too but what I do for money is even more boring than what I do to get shopping done.

And well done with the dictator comment, see I've totally altered your perspective on politics now!
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Out of coffee? I don't understand these words. Lups have you lost it completely?!!

The order of the day is Turkey stuffed with Bacon. That is the stuff our shadow government decrees.
It happened. I was up till five am, woke up at 6.30 and no coffee in the house.

Don't choke on your turkey! I'll be cooking one for Christmas and I could use tips if you make it through today!
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Kennedy was a side hustler, little known fact by many!

How can you be out of coffee? Thats against the law and very much a punishable offense. Dont worry, Ill come detain you.Sympathy is a word not known!

Ummmm hire an assistant to read the reports, write down cliff notes, and then do something more productive. Boom, problem solved.
A great idea! Then I'd be stuck bored with nothing to do!

Jesus, don't you know me at all my love?
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Out of coffee? I don't understand these words. Lups have you lost it completely?!!

The order of the day is Turkey stuffed with Bacon. That is the stuff our shadow government decrees.
She is officially fired from parliament. No coffee = no business in politics.


I will give Sara credit this one time, she sent me pictures of turkeys wrapped in bacon on my FB and i may have gotten a little hard.
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A great idea! Then I'd be stuck bored with nothing to do!

Jesus, don't you know me at all my love?
Uhhhh you can knit me that hat you promised like 800 years ago!
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