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      11-22-2016, 01:52 PM   #43385
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Driving in heels is not terrible - all about the angles.
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Driving in heels is not terrible - all about the angles.
Show us your angles so we can get a better idea.
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Driving in heels is not terrible - all about the angles.
Show us your angles so we can get a better idea.
My feet are even hairier than my face. Too embarrassed.
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Yes. The dick acts like a counterbalance. Walking in heels is like walking without a dick, cuz it's super hard to balance.
I thought our balls was for to keep the counterbalance in the middle.
Balls hang lower to keep the center of gravity more below , and balls will haddle in heels so the dick in heels is out of balance .
That's why chicks in heels have no dicks .

Wait...How about ladyboys , that's kinda #chickdicks ?
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One of them tried stealing my phone. Does that count?
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One of them tried stealing my phone. Does that count?
Monkey selfies are totally acceptable as a substitute.
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Monkeys are dope. Pandas are also dope. Koalas are also also dope.
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If you're ever flying out of LaGuardia, and can enter the AMEX lounge...

The over roasted, bourbon chicken is legit. Tomato cheddar soup is also fine.

That is all.
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One of them tried stealing my phone. Does that count?
Monkey selfies are totally acceptable as a substitute.
I'm lame I guess. No monkey selfie.

Can I interest you with some more underground photos? (Don't mind the creepy face in the rocks that only appears in photos) Or tropical blue waters? Sunset fisherman might be my favorite pic so far.
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That last shot!

What camera are you using?
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