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11-21-2016, 12:12 PM

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Here is a pic of a beautiful cock with a nice little pussy in the back ground. Came across them during breakfast.

You would have pictures of cock on your phone.

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11-21-2016, 12:16 PM

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I some how managed to get Friday and Saturday off... I'm not sure what to do with my free time

My normal work week is Monday through Friday. I sometimes feel like the company would not function correctly if I were to take a day off.

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11-21-2016, 12:17 PM	#43343
shockin330i Brigadier General 803 Rep 4,784 Posts Drives: 2016 ZCP M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: f y'all, I'm from Texas (RGV) iTrader: (1)	The last time I was gone, we sold 17 cars while I was out. Needless to say, I had to resign 17 customers.... __________________ ERnie 2016 BSM/f80/ZCP
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11-21-2016, 12:21 PM

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Looks like a strong cock, would make great for cock fighting..., do they host those where you're at? You've got a great battle cock there.

William you saw a gay cock above , actually a cock without balls ..

Here is the Belgian fight cock champ with the name Godzilla !

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11-21-2016, 01:22 PM	#43345
originalgoods13 Captain 292 Rep 625 Posts Drives: Chevy Spark Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Calgary, Canada iTrader: (0)	Earlier this morning I went to park my bike at the gym and this hobo was running towards the bushes and to the bricked fence of this multi-million dollar condominium units, pulled down his pants, leaned his back on the brick and let out a gusher ...must be the Monday morning coffee
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11-21-2016, 02:08 PM

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Earlier this morning I went to park my bike at the gym and this hobo was running towards the bushes and to the bricked fence of this multi-million dollar condominium units, pulled down his pants, leaned his back on the brick and let out a gusher

...must be the Monday morning coffee

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11-21-2016, 02:11 PM

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Jesus, man. I almost got fired for this!

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11-21-2016, 03:52 PM

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Bummer, was gonna see if you'd want to come over for a venison burger on the grill.

I would have too...but I gotta get you to the Boro for that Spicy Goat

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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11-21-2016, 04:30 PM

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I would have too...but I gotta get you to the Boro for that Spicy Goat

Well I have about 10lbs of ground up deer here so Im gonna need some help eating it!

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11-21-2016, 08:15 PM	#43350
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6057 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Came across an ancient dildo museum in a cave system, took in a nice sunset before dinner. Attached Images __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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11-22-2016, 03:43 AM	#43351
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12484 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Ah, you discovered the "itching cave", nice __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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11-22-2016, 04:02 AM

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Ah, you discovered the "itching cave", nice

It's really just my basement. Don't tell anyone.

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11-22-2016, 04:59 AM	#43353
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6057 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	"Morning's Here. The Morning is Here. Sunshine is Here. The Sky is Clear. The Morning's here. Get into Gear. Breakfast is near. The Dark of Night Has Disappeared." Attached Images __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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11-22-2016, 07:33 AM	#43354
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Beautius.
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11-22-2016, 07:38 AM	#43355
nyalpine90 Lieutenant General 7415 Rep 11,880 Posts Drives: MY24 G01 AW Msport Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: L.I. NY iTrader: (4) Garage List 2016 BMW X4 [9.33]	mornin peeps
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11-22-2016, 07:47 AM	#43356
Aatish Lofty 3471 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	How does one drive with those shoes?!? Attached Images __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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11-22-2016, 07:48 AM	#43357
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	T minus one day and it's heading back to Detroit to see fam.
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11-22-2016, 07:49 AM	#43358
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11-22-2016, 08:05 AM	#43359
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Because she drives an automatic and has the seat really far back like Shaq.
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11-22-2016, 08:08 AM	#43360
Aatish Lofty 3471 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	It all makes sense now
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11-22-2016, 08:21 AM	#43361
Axius Banned 4199 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	She looks like she's ready for the D.
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11-22-2016, 08:48 AM	#43362
Aatish Lofty 3471 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	She's looks weird. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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