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      11-18-2016, 12:35 PM   #43231
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      11-18-2016, 12:39 PM   #43232
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      11-18-2016, 12:47 PM   #43234
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What do you think?
I think two subscriptions to the dollar shave club ought to be high on your priority list. Stagger them so one starts in the morning and the other in the afternoon. Other than that, the watch seems nice, but I don't get watches so I don't know what I'm looking at. So ignore me.

Aside from the dollar shave club bit...that's solid advice
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      11-18-2016, 12:58 PM   #43237
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All girl friends. Cause no one would marry that shit.
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..."whatchu Mean You Dun Like My Momma Fry Chiggen, You Dum Sum Bitch"
"UM FUCC U MEEN MAKE ME SWEAT N199@ U KNOW HOW MUCH AH PAY FUH DEEZ LOX? BOI STAHP".
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"UM FUCC U MEEN MAKE ME SWEAT N199@ U KNOW HOW MUCH AH PAY FUH DEEZ LOX? BOI STAHP".
"I KNO I SEENT YOU DOWN AT DAT TRAP GITTIN HIGH WIT DEEEESHAAAHHHN AGAIN, DUN YOU LIE TO ME, AND I SEE DAT TRICK ASS HOE YOU KEEP FRONTIN"
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"I KNO I SEENT YOU DOWN AT DAT TRAP GITTIN HIGH WIT DEEEESHAAAHHHN AGAIN, DUN YOU LIE TO ME, AND I SEE DAT TRICK ASS HOE YOU KEEP FRONTIN"
"FUCK DONALD TRUMP BITCH ASS BLM OVO MMG ROZAY"
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      11-18-2016, 01:30 PM   #43247
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I think two subscriptions to the dollar shave club ought to be high on your priority list. Stagger them so one starts in the morning and the other in the afternoon. Other than that, the watch seems nice, but I don't get watches so I don't know what I'm looking at. So ignore me.

Aside from the dollar shave club bit...that's solid advice
I actually prefer Harry's. Their razors seems better.
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      11-18-2016, 01:45 PM   #43248
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      11-18-2016, 02:35 PM   #43249
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Ha, come on, let's at least be realistic here.



Okay, I can read and make jokes sometimes. I don't work very hard, what's my starting salary and job description?



I'm a man of simple pleasures. Although, if I had a choice I'd probably want a CTR Yellowbird.
Looking for sales or management position?
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Looking for sales or management position?
Actually position in waiting to hear back from is a sales engineer for a cutting tool company. What kind of sales is it? Im good at management too, tell people hey fuck you and listen to me ya bunch of cunts.
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Actually position in waiting to hear back from is a sales engineer for a cutting tool company. What kind of sales is it? Im good at management too, tell people hey fuck you and listen to me ya bunch of cunts.
Car sales
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Yeah id take the management role, fuck selling cars.


...., what kind of cars....
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