What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Axius]

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El oh el

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Aatish

What do you think?

I think two subscriptions to the dollar shave club ought to be high on your priority list. Stagger them so one starts in the morning and the other in the afternoon. Other than that, the watch seems nice, but I don't get watches so I don't know what I'm looking at. So ignore me.

Aside from the dollar shave club bit...that's solid advice

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

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El oh el

oh boy

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

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El oh el

All girl friends. Cause no one would marry that shit.

[Axius]

Reminds of Satan..., I mean my ex.

[InternetFame]

They need a version for black women. That would be a riot.



No pun.

[Axius]

..."whatchu Mean You Dun Like My Momma Fry Chiggen, You Dum Sum Bitch"

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by Axius

..."whatchu Mean You Dun Like My Momma Fry Chiggen, You Dum Sum Bitch"

"UM FUCC U MEEN MAKE ME SWEAT N199@ U KNOW HOW MUCH AH PAY FUH DEEZ LOX? BOI STAHP".

[InternetFame]

Apologies, BP fam. I relapsed for a second back to the dark ages. No pun again.




I never wish to return there, ever again. *shudders*

[Axius]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

"UM FUCC U MEEN MAKE ME SWEAT N199@ U KNOW HOW MUCH AH PAY FUH DEEZ LOX? BOI STAHP".

"I KNO I SEENT YOU DOWN AT DAT TRAP GITTIN HIGH WIT DEEEESHAAAHHHN AGAIN, DUN YOU LIE TO ME, AND I SEE DAT TRICK ASS HOE YOU KEEP FRONTIN"

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by Axius

"I KNO I SEENT YOU DOWN AT DAT TRAP GITTIN HIGH WIT DEEEESHAAAHHHN AGAIN, DUN YOU LIE TO ME, AND I SEE DAT TRICK ASS HOE YOU KEEP FRONTIN"

"FUCK DONALD TRUMP BITCH ASS BLM OVO MMG ROZAY"

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

Apologies, BP fam. I relapsed for a second back to the dark ages. No pun again.




I never wish to return there, ever again. *shudders*

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Oh shit, I LOL'ed pretty hard.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I think two subscriptions to the dollar shave club ought to be high on your priority list. Stagger them so one starts in the morning and the other in the afternoon. Other than that, the watch seems nice, but I don't get watches so I don't know what I'm looking at. So ignore me.

Aside from the dollar shave club bit...that's solid advice

I actually prefer Harry's. Their razors seems better.

[nyalpine90]

i get good laugh from his movies..

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Axius

Ha, come on, let's at least be realistic here.



Okay, I can read and make jokes sometimes. I don't work very hard, what's my starting salary and job description?



I'm a man of simple pleasures. Although, if I had a choice I'd probably want a CTR Yellowbird.

Looking for sales or management position?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shockin330i

Looking for sales or management position?

Actually position in waiting to hear back from is a sales engineer for a cutting tool company. What kind of sales is it? Im good at management too, tell people hey fuck you and listen to me ya bunch of cunts.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Axius

Actually position in waiting to hear back from is a sales engineer for a cutting tool company. What kind of sales is it? Im good at management too, tell people hey fuck you and listen to me ya bunch of cunts.

Car sales

[Axius]

Yeah id take the management role, fuck selling cars.


...., what kind of cars....

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah id take the management role, fuck selling cars.


...., what kind of cars....

Used cars haha.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shockin330i

Used cars haha.

Do you happen to have any Pintos or Econoline shaggin wagons? Asking for a friend.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Axius

Do you happen to have any Pintos or Econoline shaggin wagons? Asking for a friend.

Negative but there's a car lot two blocks down that's full of them....