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      11-17-2016, 12:18 PM   #43121
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@shoei asked me this question after he drove past the city limits last week and was lost in the 'wilderness' for a couple hours

Apparently - he doesn't get out (of the city) much
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As the resident Grand Pa.....can you say, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!" just once for us?!?!

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As the resident Grand Pa.....can you say, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!" just once for us?!?!
Let me do that first as one of the surely oldest overseas member...

GET THE FUQ OFF MY LAWN!

Yeah, that'll teach ya
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      11-17-2016, 02:03 PM   #43123
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@shoei asked me this question after he drove past the city limits last week and was lost in the 'wilderness' for a couple hours

Apparently - he doesn't get out (of the city) much
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As the resident Grand Pa.....can you say, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!" just once for us?!?!
I'm just gonna call you Hilary Clinton from here on out with all your lies...
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      11-17-2016, 02:24 PM   #43124
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And because of the similarities in loose wrinkly skin?
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I think I earned my entire two week paycheck with how productive today was.

Unfortunately, now my brain is melting and I'm wired from the combination of caffeine, eye strain, and fatigue. But I'm sure the boss man who put this off to the last minute will appreciate the heroics...
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      11-17-2016, 03:24 PM   #43126
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I think I earned my entire two week paycheck with how productive today was.

Unfortunately, now my brain is melting and I'm wired from the combination of caffeine, eye strain, and fatigue. But I'm sure the boss man who put this off to the last minute will appreciate the heroics...
Today I watched Top Gear at work and played sudoku.
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      11-17-2016, 04:16 PM   #43127
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Today I watched Top Gear at work and played sudoku.
Sounds like a good day at work!
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Back in the 3:30 hour Security+ class. Got up at 6:00 AM got to work at 7:30, left work at 4:30 and now I have to sit in a class that is boring.
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Finally, my iPhone 7 Plus shipped. Had to order a sim free one because the T-Mobile version uses an Intel Chipset which is slower. :/
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      11-17-2016, 04:49 PM   #43130
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Bhai...Are you sure about that ?
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I'm down. Fake or real blonde, doesn't bother me
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      11-17-2016, 05:06 PM   #43132
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latina is fake blonde, I dig it. Just hope her family isnt cartel and wants to kill me once I get an in.
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I'm down. Fake or real blonde, doesn't bother me
Yeah..But blonde , brown or black ..They need to perform in bed as well .
For the moment I have a blonde sweetie and she's pretty good ..
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latina is fake blonde, I dig it. Just hope her family isnt cartel and wants to kill me once I get an in.
There are a few of those down here...
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Where did the old chat crew go?
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Don't know. I'm the new guy around here...
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Hope Sera, Bimmette, and everyone else is doing well!
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Hope Sera, Bimmette, and everyone else is doing well!
Yeah...I'm sure Sara is looking for a new love bank account I didn't saw her the last 2 months on here. And bimmette (Tara) traveled last week to Boston .
But we have something new here => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1325443


My name is Philippe . And who are you my friend ?
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