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      11-16-2016, 10:56 AM   #42989
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to pretend you didn't just reference Walmart when I mentioned Canada Goose.
Meh. 99% of bitches out there don't even know what Canada Goose is. It obviously doesn't say Michael Kors on it, duh. Zero pussy gained, lots of money lost.

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      11-16-2016, 10:59 AM   #42990
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Meh. 99% of bitches out there don't even know what Canada Goose is. It obviously doesn't say Michael Kors on it, duh. Zero pussy gained, lots of money lost.

Downpipes = Happiness. Just saying.
Lol son I don't know what kind of women you deal with up there in Cleveland, but you have to be a retard to not know what Canada Goose is. If she doesn't know the label she doesn't deserve my penis.

And MK is the trashiest shit I've ever seen. I guess you can have those girls?

And don't get it twisted bruh, F80 = happiness.
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Also silvergray545 buddy of mine and I are gonna have a go at speed dating in a ritzy part of DC in a few weeks, most likely. I've never done it, but he has. Should be interesting. Hopefully I'll meet some professionals that can assist with expanding my social "network".
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      11-16-2016, 11:06 AM   #42993
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Lol son I don't know what kind of women you deal with up there in Cleveland, but you have to be a retard to not know what Canada Goose is. If she doesn't know the label she doesn't deserve my penis.

And MK is the trashiest shit I've ever seen. I guess you can have those girls?

And don't get it twisted bruh, F80 = happiness.
Pretty sure that's a little extreme.

And life is too short to drive stock cars.
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Also silvergray545 buddy of mine and I are gonna have a go at speed dating in a ritzy part of DC in a few weeks, most likely. I've never done it, but he has. Should be interesting. Hopefully I'll meet some professionals that can assist with expanding my social "network".
Make sure you wear your Canada Goose jacket so you can easily tell which one deserves your dick.

I feel like speed dating is just a room full of people that are just trying way too hard. Admittedly, I've never gone speed dating.
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Lol son I don't know what kind of women you deal with up there in Cleveland, but you have to be a retard to not know what Canada Goose is. If she doesn't know the label she doesn't deserve my penis.
So long as you know what you're paying for, you can call us basic midwestern bitches all you want.
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Pretty sure that's a little extreme.

And life is too short to drive stock cars.

Make sure you wear your Canada Goose jacket so you can easily tell which one deserves your dick.

I feel like speed dating is just a room full of people that are just trying way too hard. Admittedly, I've never gone speed dating.
Maybe it is. But how far has relying on a decent personality gotten us? Don't worry, I'll wait.

Yeah I'll keep you posted. Should be interesting. I'm pretty much a go-with-whatever type of person, so whatever happens, happens.

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      11-16-2016, 11:10 AM   #42996
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So long as you know what you're paying for, you can call us basic midwestern bitches all you want.
I dated a label whore once. It was great up until the point where she left me for someone with more money.
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      11-16-2016, 11:14 AM   #42997
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Maybe it is. But how far has relying on a decent personality gotten us? Don't worry, I'll wait.

Yeah I'll keep you posted. Should be interesting. I'm pretty much a go-with-whatever type of person, so whatever happens, happens.



Bruh, you do realize that Tinder has nothing to do with personalities?

I'm telling you, people seem to love match.com. Sign up for that shit and keep us posted.
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      11-16-2016, 11:16 AM   #42998
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Bruh, you do realize that Tinder has nothing to do with personalities?

I'm telling you, people seem to love match.com. Sign up for that shit and keep us posted.
Yeah I know. I'll upload a pic of me wearing my Wyndham parka and keep you posted, once it gets here today.


And maybe I'll sign up in 2017. Maybe not.
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      11-16-2016, 11:19 AM   #42999
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Yeah I know. I'll upload a pic of me wearing my Wyndham parka and keep you posted, once it gets here today.


And maybe I'll sign up in 2017. Maybe not.
More like maybe you'll sign up in the next 17 minutes. Let me help you. http://www.match.com
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      11-16-2016, 11:20 AM   #43000
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C'mon son I've got fiber tech authorization funding requests to process, give me like 5 mins.
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C'mon son I've got fiber tech authorization funding requests to process, give me like 5 mins.
It's been 5 minutes.

http://www.match.com
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      11-16-2016, 11:28 AM   #43002
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The fuck is going on in here.
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      11-16-2016, 11:28 AM   #43003
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It's been 5 minutes.

http://www.match.com
DAMN U BRUH I CAN'T TAKE THIS PEER PRESSURE.



SOMEBODY STOP HIM.
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      11-16-2016, 12:11 PM   #43004
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      11-16-2016, 12:15 PM   #43005
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DAMN U BRUH I CAN'T TAKE THIS PEER PRESSURE.



SOMEBODY STOP HIM.
Bruh, check it. They have specials on match.com subscriptions.

https://www.groupon.com/coupons/stores/match
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      11-16-2016, 12:34 PM   #43006
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Must I be bit worried that some of your dudes are living their relationship adventures primary online?
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      11-16-2016, 12:40 PM   #43007
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Bruh, check it. They have specials on match.com subscriptions.

https://www.groupon.com/coupons/stores/match

I hate you. God dammit!
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I hate you. God dammit!
Don't do it....
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Must I be bit worried that some of your dudes are living their relationship adventures primary online?
Can't be more worrying than owning a 4 series, knowing that it technically didn't exist until what, 3-4 years ago?


By the way, I'm just fucking around with you.


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Don't do it....
Lol I'm not, man.
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I get this right, no worries.
Actually: I'd never bought a bimmer when the 4 series wouldnt build. Would be my first and last, after that experience I'll return when the VW Golf 8 R is released.
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