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      11-07-2016, 02:31 PM   #42373
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      11-07-2016, 02:35 PM   #42374
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Don't think so and think you missed a lot on here ,we were playing a game and it was smoosh vs me (5-6 months ago)
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      11-07-2016, 04:51 PM   #42377
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Yeah. Can't expect anything from it
Better off going to the bar breh.
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      11-07-2016, 06:44 PM   #42378
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Better off going to the bar breh.
You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
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      11-07-2016, 08:26 PM   #42379
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You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
It's like building a character in a video game, there's only so many points to move around!
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      11-08-2016, 01:15 AM   #42380
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Better off going to the bar breh.
You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
With stats like that, you don't need game
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You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
Oh. Well I have a 1'' penis, drive a poor mans BMW, and have a 4 figure income..., BUT I'M FUNNY RIGHT?! RIGHT???
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      11-08-2016, 06:24 AM   #42383
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      11-08-2016, 06:28 AM   #42384
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You need a little game to do that though. When you were blessed with a 14" penis, drive a BMW and have a 7 figure income, you likely won't have any game.
Oh. Well I have a 1'' penis, drive a poor mans BMW, and have a 4 figure income..., BUT I'M FUNNY RIGHT?! RIGHT???
That is my point, you've got mad game.
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Handheld. But Brooklyn/Chicago.
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I'm glad I ordered Mineral White. LOL.


I REALLY thought about the Individual Lamborghini blue, but that Individual process was a PITA and I would like to receive my car sometime in the next year.


My 335i was Sparkling Graphite though. Can't go wrong with grays. They're a failsafe.
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I'm glad I ordered Mineral White. LOL.


I REALLY thought about the Individual Lamborghini blue, but that Individual process was a PITA and I would like to receive my car sometime in the next year.


My 335i was Sparkling Graphite though. Can't go wrong with grays. They're a failsafe.
Mineral white is probably the only white I'd ever consider. Just looks so awesome in person.

This is my first gray. Love it so far. Might do a repeat, assuming I stay loyal to Bimmer.
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Mineral white is probably the only white I'd ever consider. Just looks so awesome in person.

This is my first gray. Love it so far. Might do a repeat, assuming I stay loyal to Bimmer.
Gray 488 GTB?
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Mineral white is probably the only white I'd ever consider. Just looks so awesome in person.

This is my first gray. Love it so far. Might do a repeat, assuming I stay loyal to Bimmer.
Grays do look much more exciting on these cars than I ever would have guessed.
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That is my point, you've got mad game.
Yeah but I'll never be able to afford an M3 or know the feeling of a true sexual encounter.
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