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shockin330i · 11-04-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ha Ha....at least I don't have red rims

Red rims are where its at!!!!!!!!

ASBSECU E93 · 11-04-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

~390 whp and ~580 Tq prior to the meth kit....

Don't have new numbers with the kit....yet

That seems okay.

Will be (should be) close to 440 and 650 with the Snow kit.

Did you get the letter from VW yet?

silvergray545 · 11-04-2016, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Hahahahahaha!

Okay okay, next time I find one that is pretty, I'll send her to you.

It's just hilarious to send the bad ones. Do you still have the link to her? You should screenshot and post it.

Dude, I don't want to screenshot that. I don't want any trace of that in my phone!

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Bro you sigged that dumbass I'm dead.

Hahaha it was too funny not to!

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ha Ha....at least I don't have red rims

Girls dig the red wheels more than they do the red rocket.

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

IDK why but I've been drawn to them lately. I know the maintenance will be way more compared to the 335i as well as other things like gas, insurance but hey, we only live once right?

Owning an E60 M5 is for someone in a whole different tax bracket. There is nothing reliable about the S85. Great motor when it's running right.

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

Red rims are where its at!!!!!!!!

I have back up now!

Axius · 11-04-2016, 10:31 AM

Gonna see if the new latina of interest will come over and clean my house.

shockin330i · 11-04-2016, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Dude, I don't want to screenshot that. I don't want any trace of that in my phone!

Hahaha it was too funny not to!

Girls dig the red wheels more than they do the red rocket.

Owning an E60 M5 is for someone in a whole different tax bracket. There is nothing reliable about the S85. Great motor when it's running right.

I have back up now!

I got yo back brotha!!

shockin330i · 11-04-2016, 10:33 AM

Axius · 11-04-2016, 10:36 AM

Those would look good on big red...

shockin330i · 11-04-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Those would look good on big red...

Pics of big red....

Axius · 11-04-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

Pics of big red....

Too fat to fit in the frame.

Aatish · 11-04-2016, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

I have no idea what that means

F/22= F-Stop = ratio of focal length to diameter of hole opening.

F-Stop = L/D

Basically, that controls how much light/information the sensor gets. F/1.8 is a fairly small ratio, which indicates that the diameter of the hole opening is large, meaning more light/information is going through to sensor. F/22 is fairly large ratio, indicating the the diameter of the hole opening is small, meaning less light/information going through to sensor.

25'' is the shutter speed = time it takes for shutter to open and close = time the sensor is exposed to light/information.

1/100 = 1/100 of a second = fairly fast shutter. Sensor isn't exposed to much light/information.

25'' = 25 seconds = fairly slow shutter. Sensor is exposed to a lot of light and information.

Put f-stop and shutter speed together, and one can achieve a shit-ton of different looks, depending on the conditions.

For example when shooting cars, during the day time...a fairly small F-stop with a fast shutter speed is ideal.

For shooting landscapes, in the dark of night, with isolated sources of light in the distance....a longer exposure time with smaller opening might be better, than say having a large opening with fast shutter speed.

That's a 1/3 of the challenge. ISO, white balance, angle, focus, etc. must all be considered.

Lots of math and shit lol.

But fun stuff

silvergray545 · 11-04-2016, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

I got yo back brotha!!

My dude!

InternetFame · 11-04-2016, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Hmmm. Wasn't as closed as I thought...

Dude f/9 isn't even close to 22.

Aatish · 11-04-2016, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Dude f/9 isn't even close to 22.

It was a long night lol

InternetFame · 11-04-2016, 10:55 AM

I handhold at anything over f/5 idgaf I do what I want.

shockin330i · 11-04-2016, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

F/22= F-Stop = ratio of focal length to diameter of hole opening.

F-Stop = L/D

Basically, that controls how much light/information the sensor gets. F/1.8 is a fairly small ratio, which indicates that the diameter of the hole opening is large, meaning more light/information is going through to sensor. F/22 is fairly large ratio, indicating the the diameter of the hole opening is small, meaning less light/information going through to sensor.

25'' is the shutter speed = time it takes for shutter to open and close = time the sensor is exposed to light/information.

1/100 = 1/100 of a second = fairly fast shutter. Sensor isn't exposed to much light/information.

25'' = 25 seconds = fairly slow shutter. Sensor is exposed to a lot of light and information.

Put f-stop and shutter speed together, and one can achieve a shit-ton of different looks, depending on the conditions.

For example when shooting cars, during the day time...a fairly small F-stop with a fast shutter speed is ideal.

For shooting landscapes, in the dark of night, with isolated sources of light in the distance....a longer exposure time with smaller opening might be better, than say having a large opening with fast shutter speed.

That's a 1/3 of the challenge. ISO, white balance, angle, focus, etc. must all be considered.

Lots of math and shit lol.

But fun stuff

What camera and or equipment would you recommend for a first time buyer?

InternetFame · 11-04-2016, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

What camera and or equipment would you recommend for a first time buyer?

iPhone 7+.

shockin330i · 11-04-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

iPhone 7+.

Puro Andriod!

Aatish · 11-04-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

I handhold at anything over f/5 idgaf I do what I want.

....at what shutter....that is the question.

InternetFame · 11-04-2016, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

....at what shutter....that is the question.

All of them idgaf.

InternetFame · 11-04-2016, 11:00 AM

Should have specified nighttime f/5's.

You know I'm just trolling. Absolutely everything would look like beer goggles, which is how I assume most of the tinder fatties expect me to see them.

Aatish · 11-04-2016, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by shockin330i

What camera and or equipment would you recommend for a first time buyer?

Start with a decent smartphone. Learn how to frame shots and adjust exposure.

Max out on it. If you still like shooting photo, then go for a Sony mirrorless or Canon Ti-X. Shoot with the kit lens, get a hang of the camera. Then get a lens that fits you needs.

If you like street photography, get a fast prime. If you like peeping, a zoom.

Tripod's are also nice, but learn to shoot without one first.

shockin330i · 11-04-2016, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Start with a decent smartphone. Learn how to frame shots and adjust exposure.

Max out on it. If you still like shooting photo, then go for a Sony mirrorless or Canon Ti-X. Shoot with the kit lens, get a hang of the camera. Then get a lens that fits you needs.

If you like street photography, get a fast prime. If you like peeping, a zoom.

Tripod's are also nice, but learn to shoot without one first.

I'll try that out

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