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      11-02-2016, 01:38 PM   #42021
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Like it's not even a profession. Smh.
I know, right.
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I want an educated stripper.
I mean, every time I go to the strip club, they be telling me shit like they're studying to be a nurse, lawyer, etc. Then I'm like "Mhm...so what you gonna do for this hundy?"

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I know, right.

I mean, every time I go to the strip club, they be telling me shit like they're studying to be a nurse, lawyer, etc. Then I'm like "Mhm...so what you gonna do for this hundy?"

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Private tutoring. #drakevoice
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Private tutoring. #drakevoice
I like to think that I'm this type of Drake.



But really...
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I like to think that I'm this type of Drake.



But really...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like to think that I'm this type of Drake.



But really...
You be the type of dude to go down on a girl and cum before she does....aren't you?
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Bro that's gotta be the funniest shit you've ever posted. I know both of those songs so I only needed to look at the titles LOL.
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Drake is such a wholesome young man.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bro that's gotta be the funniest shit you've ever posted. I know both of those songs so I only needed to look at the titles LOL.
HAHAHA I was laughing my ass off as I was posting it. I was hoping somebody would catch on. LMAO
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You be the type of dude to go down on a girl and cum before she does....aren't you?
Bro, how are you going to talk shit when you don't even go down on girls!?
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Maybe because they are hairier down there than he is up top?
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Maybe because they are hairier down there than he is up top?
Little bit of hair shouldn't bother him. Lol
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Little bit of hair shouldn't bother him. Lol
He can floss when he's done.
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He can floss when he's done.
sorry
I don't know what kind of girls he's messing with but a lot of them clean up down there, these days!
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I like putting my whole mouth over the opening and sucking out the juices, so I don't like hair in the way.
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InB4 someone sigs that idgaf I do what I want.
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One time I had a debate with my pastor about girls squirting during a climax.


Tried to tell me that shit wasn't urine but holy water smh.
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More like a baptism.





Can I get an Amen.
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