I need to find a man!

Lups · 10-10-2016, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

You're getting mad, i'll stop.

I find you funny, I'm not getting mad. Just know I'm too tired now for this and let's continue in a few hours.

Babe, one has to give a shit to get mad.

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Originally Posted by Aatish

My aunt and I were talking about my niece a few days ago, since we're both the "outsiders" of the family, dating/family wise...

She's actively pushing her daughter (3 year old) to be open minded about her sexual orientation. My aunt is awesome.

That is awesome for the child to know, but I honestly believe we are born to be attracted to which ever gender we go for. I've had these talks here also and I've told my kids multiple times I'll be very happy if they don't end up with a bitch or a fucktard I'll castrate.

I want them to be happy. That's it. I'll have their backs what ever they go for for as long as their targets are legal (if not, they'll suffer no pain (as in even my kids, they'll have zero mercy from me).

Mr Tonka · 10-10-2016, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I just spent like 20 minutes answering this and then erasing it all by accident. I'll text you tomorrow to tell more

In general, you are right.

A man who does the thing you did for charity is a man I respect always

It took you 20 min to type "fuck off, jack ass"?

bimmette · 10-10-2016, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by Lups

I just spent like 20 minutes answering this and then erasing it all by accident. I'll text you tomorrow to tell more

In general, you are right.

A man who does the thing you did for charity is a man I respect always

It took you 20 min to type "fuck off, jack ass"?

I've never really noticed that jackass has a different meaning when split into two words.

PA135i · 10-10-2016, 10:02 PM

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Mr Tonka · 10-10-2016, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I've never really noticed that jackass has a different meaning when split into two words.

Surprising, given your current position of Grammar Fuhrer.

Aatish · 10-11-2016, 12:13 AM

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Aatish · 10-11-2016, 12:13 AM

My head hurts :/

bimmette · 10-11-2016, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

My head hurts :/

You're not banned yet? Spammer!!!

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Aatish · 10-11-2016, 12:18 AM

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You're not banned yet? Spammer!!!

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Lups · 10-11-2016, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It took you 20 min to type "fuck off, jack ass"?

yes.

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I've never really noticed that jackass has a different meaning when split into two words.

I've noticed this.

Important stuff we need to analyze for sure b!

Hei! I get to spend a day in hardware stores! No wonder I was tired and cranky last night.

mc-m3 · 10-11-2016, 03:19 AM

So far Tonka is the only one to give any sort of real advice. I agree with his analysis of doctors, lawyers and engineers.

What you should look for is someone who has the same interests that you have outside of work. eg. if you like cycling, join a bike club and go on group rides so you meet people that do what you like to do. The same can be done for just about any activity you can think of. Photography, climbing, birding etc. Go where the people are that enjoy the same things you do.

Lups · 10-11-2016, 03:44 AM

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So far Tonka is the only one to give any sort of real advice. I agree with his analysis of doctors, lawyers and engineers.

What you should look for is someone who has the same interests that you have outside of work. eg. if you like cycling, join a bike club and go on group rides so you meet people that do what you like to do. The same can be done for just about any activity you can think of. Photography, climbing, birding etc. Go where the people are that enjoy the same things you do.

There was an other bloke too who basically said the same thing as tonka.

I agree with you all, but I think the cat solution is better for the next ten years.maybe the world changes enough in that time that dating will not drive people insane anymore.

Dang3r · 10-11-2016, 05:11 AM

#imout

jtodd_fl · 10-11-2016, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

My head hurts :/

You're not banned yet? Spammer!!!

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Kids. I'll show him how it's done.

fravel · 10-11-2016, 09:00 AM

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Sorry. No way can a bp dude be a family member of mine. The things I say and post would seriously risk my image in real life.

Hahaha, I don't do long distance relationships anyways. I was just saying in general - I got a dollar that says your girl would probably be perfectly happy with one of those dudes that has asked her out, but she never gave him a decent chance because he didn't hit every box on her bullshit pre-made checklist. Dating is like buying a used car - either you make compromises on what you can live with or you walk.

Lups · 10-11-2016, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by fravel

Hahaha, I don't do long distance relationships anyways. I was just saying in general - I got a dollar that says your girl would probably be perfectly happy with one of those dudes that has asked her out, but she never gave him a decent chance because he didn't hit every box on her bullshit pre-made checklist. Dating is like buying a used car - either you make compromises on what you can live with or you walk.

Dunno, the issue mainly is that she isn't reaching for the stars I think.

But it's true what you said, us women are seriously demanding these days too, because we have so much more time to find a perfect man (right...) and when we start using my age old beauty tip of shutting off the lights, we gain an other ten years of beauty.

F87LUV · 10-11-2016, 09:21 AM

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Sorry. No way can a bp dude be a family member of mine. The things I say and post would seriously risk my image in real life.

Hahaha, I don't do long distance relationships anyways. I was just saying in general - I got a dollar that says your girl would probably be perfectly happy with one of those dudes that has asked her out, but she never gave him a decent chance because he didn't hit every box on her bullshit pre-made checklist. Dating is like buying a used car - either you make compromises on what you can live with or you walk.

You sound bitter. I've seen plenty of amazing women settle for men that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but I don't believe in settling.

Lups · 10-11-2016, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

You sound bitter. I've seen plenty of amazing women settle for men that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but I don't believe in settling.

Hi.

I feel like I have to say this again, but sorry for my bitchy attitude that's been going on for days, and towards everyone (irl especially).

Meh, he was just being a guy. If we don't include sara here, I've never known a female with an actual checklist. Some have some general ideas for what they need.

Anyway, yes women suck these days but so do men.and I don't mean this the good way

Aatish · 10-11-2016, 09:30 AM

Whatever happened to liking people for how they make you feel?

F87LUV · 10-11-2016, 09:32 AM

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You sound bitter. I've seen plenty of amazing women settle for men that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but I don't believe in settling.

Hi.

I feel like I have to say this again, but sorry for my bitchy attitude that's been going on for days, and towards everyone (irl especially).

Meh, he was just being a guy. If we don't include sara here, I've never known a female with an actual checklist. Some have some general ideas for what they need.

Anyway, yes women suck these days but so do men.and I don't mean this the good way

It's ok. The guys around here are disrespectful enough. Women should be cool with each other.

Everyone has an idea of what they would want. Nothing wrong with that. Some stuff can be ridiculous like height requirements and such.

Lups · 10-11-2016, 09:32 AM

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Whatever happened to liking people for how they make you feel?

Fake boobs. I have a theory on this.

F87LUV · 10-11-2016, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Whatever happened to liking people for how they make you feel?

Lol.

Really? Do people do that anymore? People always have ulterior motives or like I said earlier, will keep you until someone better comes along.

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