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      11-16-2015, 07:47 PM   #397
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Deadline to join is Dec 1st then I will gather all info and send it out.
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bimmette ,make sure he doesn't get me
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      11-16-2015, 10:29 PM   #401
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Did my donation today, and sent my PM...
Sorry I couldn't donate more but I'm a broke student with a m3...
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      11-16-2015, 10:54 PM   #402
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Did my donation today, and sent my PM...
Sorry I couldn't donate more but I'm a broke student with a m3...
Haha, this ain't no contest of the richest ducker, this is us just using money for good for once. Participating is more important than us making a huge amount of money to an organization with this.
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      11-17-2015, 02:08 AM   #403
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heifer sends me stuff because I've given my family "presents" thru them in the past.

Make sure when your son is in the throws of his next fever to tell him about giving animals to less fortunate. It will "burn" into his memory.
Lol. It's too late wade!

My dad was a weird, weird man. He was dressed like a homeless on his spare time, and he attended to his potatoes more than he did to most of other things. Going for a walk with the dogs with him as always a chess game.

My kids got a book each from my dad, and then something from the gift shop. When we moved here, I found the cards from my kiddos luggage.

When I asked my kids why they packed those the answer was:

"mom we are because of genes going to be weird and weird. Iimu (that's what they called my dad) taught us it's not wrong. We want to remember that small things matter too"

I've explained to them how much waste a toy gotten is and how much good the money spent elsewhere can make.

Those gifts matter to the person who's name they were donated too.

Wade you are an example to us all.
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      11-17-2015, 07:13 AM   #404
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Did my donation today, and sent my PM...
Sorry I couldn't donate more but I'm a broke student with a m3...
Every little bit counts. It's not the size of the bush, it's how you trim it.



Wait..., wrong saying..., either way, good on you.
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      11-17-2015, 09:42 AM   #405
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Sorry I couldn't donate more but I'm a broke student with a m3...
Next year you'll get a raise, and give a little more. Pretty soon you'll be in the habit of being a decent human being, and giving whole herds of goats to less fortunate people, then you receive your real Christmas present.





OR you'll just be a douche with M3 with a bunch of mods that nobody cares about
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      11-17-2015, 09:52 AM   #406
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Next year you'll get a raise, and give a little more. Pretty soon you'll be in the habit of being a decent human being, and giving whole herds of goats to less fortunate people, then you receive your real Christmas present.





OR you'll just be a douche with M3 with a bunch of mods that nobody cares about
Dude you need an M4 to be a real douche, M3 people don't get that title.
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Up you go thread!
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      11-19-2015, 06:44 AM   #408
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All I can say is that I'm really excited for this.
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      11-19-2015, 09:15 AM   #409
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Just in case someone wanted to send me a little something I prefer barrels of Diet Coke, thank you very much
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All I can say is that I'm really excited for this.
Wade, you, Tonka, asb and my girl alex i have a list of excellent ideas. If I he someone else I'm screwed.
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In September 2007, the airline confirmed that it had sacrificed two goats to appease a Hindu god following technical problems with one of its aircraft. Nepal Airlines said the animals were slaughtered in front of the plane, a Boeing 757, at Tribhuvan International Airport. The offering was made to Akash Bhairab, the Hindu god of sky protection, whose symbol is seen on the company’s aircraft. The airline said that after Sunday’s ceremony the plane successfully completed a flight to Hong Kong. Raju KC, an airline official, was quoted as saying: “The snag in the plane has now been fixed and the aircraft has resumed its flights.” The company did not say what the problem was, but reports in local media had blamed an electrical fault.[9]

Just as a little FYI to anyone who doubts the power of goats, well, just read this little tid bit.
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UncleWede - I'd say a couple of 2 liter Diet Cokes would do the trick.....you know, since it's only a 'splash' of coke per JD pour.
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Just as a little FYI to anyone who doubts the power of goats, well, just read this little tid bit.
I wonder if the FAA will accept "the souls of slain goats" as a valid safety analysis.

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...the European Union banned Nepal Airlines planes from entering its airspace.

"The current safety situation in Nepal does not leave us any other choice than to put all of its carriers on the EU air-safety list," European transport commissioner Siim Kallas said in a statement. "We do hope that this ban will help the aviation authorities to improve aviation safety."
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Wade, you, Tonka, asb and my girl alex i have a list of excellent ideas. If I he someone else I'm screwed.
Just send me a damn barrel of vibrators
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Just send me a damn barrel of vibrators
Hahaha! Meh, I'd do better than that.
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Hahaha! Meh, I'd do better than that.
A CRATE of vibrators!!! Tara, please rig it so I get Lups. Explaining to people why sex toys are falling out of all my closets would be worth it.
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A CRATE of vibrators!!! Tara, please rig it so I get Lups. Explaining to people why sex toys are falling out of all my closets would be worth it.
Wanna take a holiday with me? We need to explore the possibilities of a safety check on an airport together.
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Suitcase that ONLY has vibrators. All turned on. Do we get detained? Obviously we need to try in multiple countries to compare regulations.
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