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      10-24-2016, 12:50 PM   #41229
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Nice... thought it couldn't get any nastier... you proved me wrong.
Now you have a mental image of him unsheathing his rapier.
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Now you have a mental image of him unsheathing his rapier.
Imagine someone popping his/her head through a turtle-neck sweater...
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Imagine someone popping his/her head through a turtle-neck sweater...
En Garde!
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EEek, good luck with that!!
Thanks Ernie ! And my situation looks kinda like this ...
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Be careful with those Imodiums. They work very well but when they wear off, your poo turns into missiles.
I see brother ...
But than I would turn my ass direction ISIS and launch the shit
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I see brother ...
But than I would turn my ass direction ISIS and launch
Excellent.
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      10-24-2016, 01:08 PM   #41235
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Excellent.
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      10-24-2016, 01:17 PM   #41236
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Jokes aside, I hope you feel better, brother!
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Jokes aside, I hope you feel better, brother!
Thank you my friend , and yeah....let's hope the whole shit stops ASAP .
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Thank you my friend , and yeah....let's hope the whole shit stops ASAP .
What you did there. I see it.
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What you did there. I see it.
Thanks, Yoda.
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Man, I wish your thread was still around.
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Man, I wish your thread was still around.
Haha. I looked at it the other day and read through some of it, really turned into a fucking sausage fest. I'm sure the elders of this pathetic board were happy about it though.

You'll just have to settle for the screenshots.
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Haha. I looked at it the other day and read through some of it, really turned into a fucking sausage fest. I'm sure the elders of this pathetic board were happy about it though.

You'll just have to settle for the screenshots.
DUDE, THE ELDERS! LMFAO!
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DUDE, THE ELDERS! LMFAO!
Lol you've been round long enough to see the shift.
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What you did there. I see it.
What did you saw ?

Just came from my dinner table and my pizza tuna is in !
Hope it stays in ..let us say in my system till tomorrow .
The Imodium seems to work because my vulcano is calm for the moment
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I should wear a thicker jacket...and shirt...
I think a found a picture of you and the shirt you're wearing....
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I think a found a picture of you and the shirt you're wearing....
"Pause"
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"Pause"
I couldn't grow a beard like that if my life depended on it
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