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      10-14-2016, 04:33 PM   #40723
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      10-14-2016, 04:39 PM   #40725
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So the library is...interesting. One woman is talking to herself while on the computer and waving at me. But i realized she is likely mentally disabled so I shouldn't make fun of her.
Ask her what color her soul is.
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      10-14-2016, 05:09 PM   #40726
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While I was using my Blackberry, the right winger was checked over the half-boards and made me spill maple syrup on the hardware keyboard, cuz Blackberry, eh. How do I fix it? Can I soak it in Molson? Thanks.

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      10-14-2016, 05:29 PM   #40727
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So the library is...interesting. One woman is talking to herself while on the computer and waving at me. But i realized she is likely mentally disabled so I shouldn't make fun of her.
You, of all people, should know computers have mics and cameras these days, so she's probably talking to the gkids. . . .
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      10-14-2016, 06:55 PM   #40728
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So the library is...interesting. One woman is talking to herself while on the computer and waving at me. But i realized she is likely mentally disabled so I shouldn't make fun of her.
You, of all people, should know computers have mics and cameras these days, so she's probably talking to the gkids. . . .
She's definitely not. She got up and walked around and said hi to everyone, spooking the old people.

So anyways, I just learned that when your time limit is up at the library computer, you can just move to the one next to you hahahahaha!
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      10-14-2016, 07:45 PM   #40729
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Finished my work. I feel like I deserve this. That was not a fun day.
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Finished my work. I feel like I deserve this. That was not a fun day.
Get me a Whopper with cheese and heavy bacon.

So, finally got the CTS back. $1200 worth of work and I only shelled out $50 for the deductible. Didn't even have to use my AK, I gotta say it was a good day.
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      10-14-2016, 08:22 PM   #40731
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Finished my work. I feel like I deserve this. That was not a fun day.
Get me a Whopper with cheese and heavy bacon.

So, finally got the CTS back. $1200 worth of work and I only shelled out $50 for the deductible. Didn't even have to use my AK, I gotta say it was a good day.
Lucky you
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      10-14-2016, 09:13 PM   #40732
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      10-14-2016, 09:31 PM   #40733
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      10-14-2016, 09:48 PM   #40734
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      10-14-2016, 10:19 PM   #40735
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Your car is on its period??
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      10-14-2016, 11:10 PM   #40736
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      10-14-2016, 11:10 PM   #40737
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Anyone else spending a wild Friday night at home? Baking pumpkin cheesecake is way cooler than da club, amirite?
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      10-14-2016, 11:12 PM   #40738
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      10-15-2016, 12:59 AM   #40739
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my name is Phil and I'm korean. It's a joke. I'm always on here. Just haven't been in a while.
Roger that !
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You're a Korean from Pasadena with the name Phil ....WTF ?!?!
So actually you are Philippe nr 2 , or what ?

BTW...Do you know me ?
We've spoke a long time ago when I was at benvos house. Don't remember my old name.

And you've asked this multiple times already.
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you could, and I would laugh, although I'm not dry cleaning anyone's clothes in this thread. I thought that was the point?
Damn! I need new dry cleaners
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      10-15-2016, 01:14 AM   #40741
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Damn! I need new dry cleaners
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      10-15-2016, 01:15 AM   #40742
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