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      10-11-2016, 11:10 AM   #40393
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      10-11-2016, 11:56 AM   #40396
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Wow, they even got you to come out and post after lurking for over a year!
Well, it definitely wasn't you who got me to come out.
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Wow, they even got you to come out and post after lurking for over a year!
Well, it definitely wasn't you who got me to come out.
Hopefully not, since apparently I'm a ladyboy!
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      10-11-2016, 12:00 PM   #40398
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To get laid, that's why we own these cars.
Wrong thread, we've got the stupid one, banned
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      10-11-2016, 12:00 PM   #40399
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      10-11-2016, 12:01 PM   #40400
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^ does this work if we can't drive them because we can't afford a w/p?
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If you wanna get laid, I will send you a few screenshots from my i8 app that you can use, buy a key for about $600 and just sat it's in the shop. It'll save you tons of money.
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      10-11-2016, 12:10 PM   #40401
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Ugh...who let the whores out?
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      10-11-2016, 02:19 PM   #40402
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Ugh...who let the whores out?
I did when I went to a strip club Saturday night. Two floors as they were showing pron downstairs while they had maybe 20 girls in a very small room. Then we (I was with my wife's cousins) went upstairs to the main room. T & A all over as expected offering $25 lap dances which you can finger them and such (I heard $250 for bang bang bang), however, I was looking at the big screen at times. No, it was pron like downstairs, however, rally racing . Girls gave more attention to my wife's cousins as they were making it rain while me being the cheap ba$stard only spent $11 on dem hoes.
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      10-11-2016, 02:58 PM   #40403
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I kinda feel like this is you two


Except their car doesn't have red wheels.
Why do you have to make it all gay when I'm trying to help a brother out!?

AND WHAT DO THE WHEELS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?!
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      10-11-2016, 03:01 PM   #40404
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      10-11-2016, 03:09 PM   #40405
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Why do you have to make it all gay when I'm trying to help a brother out!?

AND WHAT DO THE WHEELS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?!
They hate us cuz they anus.
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      10-11-2016, 03:09 PM   #40406
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AND WHAT DO THE WHEELS HAVE TO DO WITH IT?!
Self-answering question...
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      10-11-2016, 03:15 PM   #40407
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      10-11-2016, 03:15 PM   #40408
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You SOB...
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      10-11-2016, 03:20 PM   #40409
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You SOB...
I actually like you man.. (Not in that way, so keep back Mr. Red Wheels.) That actually looks like a fun car. Don't tell anyone I was decent to you ... I have a reputation to uphold.
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      10-11-2016, 06:14 PM   #40410
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I actually like you man.. (Not in that way, so keep back Mr. Red Wheels.) That actually looks like a fun car. Don't tell anyone I was decent to you ... I have a reputation to uphold.
Quoted for future purposes.

Haha I know you're just busting my balls (Maybe in a slightly homo way). It is a ton of fun though. I'm finding myself driving it less and less now. When I drive that car, I have to drive with the top down. It's starting to get cold so there's been less top down driving happening.
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      10-11-2016, 06:18 PM   #40411
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When I drive that car, I have to drive with the top down. It's starting to get cold so there's been less top down driving happening.
#topless4life!!!
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      10-11-2016, 06:42 PM   #40412
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      10-11-2016, 07:51 PM   #40413
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Ok - today I ventured into the crazy known as the Politics thread.

In light of the recent comments by Trump - I had a thought about the third debate between these two fine candidates....

When the 3rd debate starts - Trump should bum rush Hillary and grab her by 'the pussy' and proceed to carry her around for the entirety of the debate like a bowling ball
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