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      10-10-2016, 02:22 PM   #40371
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It's time for me to start preparing for the feast that is my pumpkin pie creations. Got to start laying in the good spices and sugars. My niece gets the first one for her birthday cake in a few weeks.

The turkeys in the back yard were getting their distribution designation last night as we headed off to Olive Garden for 3 bowls of gnocchi and untold piles of greasy Italian salad.
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Why do people want people to sit on their faces?!?
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Because they can
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Not sure if serious...
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      10-11-2016, 08:53 AM   #40377
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Grasshopper, it is time for your next lesson.
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I am ready master.
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At 43K miles, the water pump went in the CTS. At the shop, covered under warranty, though doing a quick research shows that a w/p is around a lousy $40? Reminds me of the M50 days of w/p's around that price.
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      10-11-2016, 09:36 AM   #40381
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If she sits on your face, you can eat your way to her heart.
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      10-11-2016, 09:39 AM   #40382
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This...this makes sense.
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This...this makes sense.
I kinda feel like this is you two


Except their car doesn't have red wheels.
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      10-11-2016, 09:43 AM   #40384
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At 43K miles, the water pump went in the CTS. At the shop, covered under warranty, though doing a quick research shows that a w/p is around a lousy $40? Reminds me of the M50 days of w/p's around that price.
Isn't it nice?

I just bought a water pump for my GTI for $13 with free shipping. Compared to $400 for the bimmer. Why do we own these cars again?
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Isn't it nice?
Why do we own these cars again?
To get laid, that's why we own these cars.
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^ does this work if we can't drive them because we can't afford a w/p?
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I think maybe we need to start here... This is an image from Canada, but to put your mind at ease, they are all made the same. Once you have this down, we can go to phase 2.

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Isn't it nice?

I just bought a water pump for my GTI for $13 with free shipping. Compared to $400 for the bimmer. Why do we own these cars again?
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To get laid, that's why we own these cars.
Just do a little searching. I purchase an alternator (Behr) for my dad's X5 for $299 as opposed to the $tealership quoted price of $1399.00.

If you wanna get laid, I will send you a few screenshots from my i8 app that you can use, buy a key for about $600 and just sat it's in the shop. It'll save you tons of money.
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I think maybe we need to start here... This is an image from Canada, but to put you're mind at ease, they are all made the same. Once you have this down, we can go to phase 2.

But, I thought Canadian ones went from left to right...

I may have to skip lunch, that's a lot to eat.
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I may have to skip lunch, that's a lot to eat.
And you wonder why you're friendzoned?

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And you wonder why you're friendzoned?

Obviously because I don't open my mouth enough, right jtodd_fl ?
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