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11-16-2022, 02:39 PM | #40284 |
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Not offended. I had just gotten home from speaking to about 60 5th graders (my sons class) for Teach-in. Where parents go to talk about their careers at their childs school. The image and joke just seemed a bit much... but don't delete it for my sake, delete it because it's not a funny joke
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I take offense to that statement so take this ....
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It is impossible for anyone to offend you. You choose to be offended.
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On this day in 1962, Delta House is brought up on charges of misconduct at Faber College.
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