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      11-16-2022, 01:59 PM   #40283
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It`s a joke, I`m sure you heard of those. But if it offends you, I`ll take it down.
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      11-16-2022, 02:39 PM   #40284
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Not offended. I had just gotten home from speaking to about 60 5th graders (my sons class) for Teach-in. Where parents go to talk about their careers at their childs school. The image and joke just seemed a bit much... but don't delete it for my sake, delete it because it's not a funny joke
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Not offended. I had just gotten home from speaking to about 60 5th graders (my sons class) for Teach-in. Where parents go to talk about their careers at their childs school. The image and joke just seemed a bit much... but don't delete it for my sake, delete it because it's not a funny joke
I think I missed it. Now I'm curious.
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Not offended. I had just gotten home from speaking to about 60 5th graders (my sons class) for Teach-in. Where parents go to talk about their careers at their childs school. The image and joke just seemed a bit much... but don't delete it for my sake, delete it because it's not a funny joke
Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean others don't...
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Not offended. I had just gotten home from speaking to about 60 5th graders (my sons class) for Teach-in. Where parents go to talk about their careers at their childs school. The image and joke just seemed a bit much... but don't delete it for my sake, delete it because it's not a funny joke
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Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean others don't...
It's my fault, I should've known better, but I've reached that age where my brain sometimes goes from "You probably shouldn't do/say that. " To " What the hell, let's see what happens."
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      11-16-2022, 03:50 PM   #40289
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Not offended. I had just gotten home from speaking to about 60 5th graders (my sons class) for Teach-in. Where parents go to talk about their careers at their childs school. The image and joke just seemed a bit much... but don't delete it for my sake, delete it because it's not a funny joke
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Just because you don't find it funny doesn't mean others don't...
It's my fault, I should've known better, but I've reached that age where my brain sometimes goes from "You probably shouldn't do/say that. " To " What the hell, let's see what happens."
We are not PG here. At least PG-13.
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We are not PG here. At least PG-13.
Yeah, but some jokes we used to hear/tell was before people became offended by everything..
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      11-16-2022, 04:01 PM   #40291
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Yeah, but some jokes we used to hear/tell was before people became offended by everything..
I take offense to that statement so take this ....
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It is impossible for anyone to offend you. You choose to be offended.
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      11-16-2022, 06:02 PM   #40293
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It is impossible for anyone to offend you. You choose to be offended.
I take offense to that statement too, so contemplate this ...

1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
10. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
11. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
12. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
13. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
14. Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
15. Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
16. How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
17. If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
18. How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
19. Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
20. When two airplanes fly close to each other it's called a "near miss". Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
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I take offense to that statement too, so contemplate this ...

7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
But then the double V becomes a double U...
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Not offended. I had just gotten home from speaking to about 60 5th graders (my sons class) for Teach-in. Where parents go to talk about their careers at their childs school. The image and joke just seemed a bit much... but don't delete it for my sake, delete it because it's not a funny joke
Lighten up dude, stupid people should be removed from the gene pool, just sayin'
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