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      10-06-2016, 06:00 AM   #40261
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Heard through the grapevine the next hurricane is going to be named Billup and it's gonna rain all over them hoes.


ASB, what time are you gonna be in town? Kids bday party is at 3pm at sky zone trampoline park or something. Gonna play dodge ball and knock some kids out, maybe flying drop kick to the face.
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      10-06-2016, 08:19 AM   #40264
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Axius - sent you a text. Timing still up in the air at this time. I'm only delivering the car - they'll dyno the car after the tune.
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      10-06-2016, 09:23 AM   #40266
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Hahahaha! That is my car but that is a photo that the previous owner took. Where did you find it?
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Hahahaha! That is my car but that is a photo that the previous owner took. Where did you find it?
My friend sent it to me. I'll ask him.
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Hahahaha! That is my car but that is a photo that the previous owner took. Where did you find it?
Some car club FB page.
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Axius - sent you a text. Timing still up in the air at this time. I'm only delivering the car - they'll dyno the car after the tune.
Yeah looks like it might be a toss up. If not we can always plan for another day, maybe on rice and beans day at the taco stop down the street.
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      10-06-2016, 10:47 AM   #40270
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      10-06-2016, 10:58 AM   #40271
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silvergray545 - nothing like having an internet famous car.....for the wrong reason
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Some car club FB page.
Haha that's funny.
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silvergray545 - nothing like having an internet famous car.....for the wrong reason
Nothing like having a car that's grossly overweight.

I'll start looking into wheel options over the winter. Assholes.
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      10-06-2016, 11:24 AM   #40273
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Some car club FB page.
Haha that's funny.
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silvergray545 - nothing like having an internet famous car.....for the wrong reason
Nothing like having a car that's grossly overweight.

I'll start looking into wheel options over the winter. Assholes.
Hehe
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      10-06-2016, 11:35 AM   #40274
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Some car club FB page.
Haha that's funny.
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silvergray545 - nothing like having an internet famous car.....for the wrong reason
Nothing like having a car that's grossly overweight.

I'll start looking into wheel options over the winter. Assholes.
At least you want to be seen in public with his bloated car... Those wheels of yours are begging to be euthanized...
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Every time those wheels go into public, fifty kittens die.
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Every time those wheels go into public, fifty kittens die.
Picture this if you will... If silvergray were to pull up to a small starving child from a third world country while driving his car, said child would take one look at his car and hand him his money back so he can do something about the wheels...

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Picture this if you will... If silvergray were to pull up to a small starving child from a third world country while driving his car, said child would take one look at his car and hand him his money back so he can do something about the wheels...

And that poor small starving child probably got AIDS the second he rolled up.
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      10-06-2016, 12:32 PM   #40278
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Picture this if you will... If silvergray were to pull up to a small starving child from a third world country while driving his car, said child would take one look at his car and hand him his money back so he can do something about the wheels...

Not going to lie, I got a good laugh out of that.

I've had a lot of people come up to me and say is looks really good. I even had a guy in a new S class give me a thumbs up on the highway. But then again, you guys are saying my wheels need to be euthanized. Go figure. Lol
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We are OT, we are much educated on what is acceptable and unacceptable. Either listen to us, or die. That's the rule. Now go paint those wheels black until you get new ones.
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silvergray545 - nothing like having an internet famous car.....for the wrong reason
Nothing like having a car that's grossly overweight.

I'll start looking into wheel options over the winter. Assholes.
Pick your poison - and come at me Brah!!
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Ouch. Are you sure the helicoil was the right thread pitch? Sounds like it got bound up and sheared the head. Caliper bolts are usually pretty high grade stuff.
The major problem is, that the crappy thread was manufactured at building the car, because it is its first brake job after new buying in 2009.
Only thing to do aside from the Helicoil is to change the whole axle carrier assy, where the calipper carrier is a fixed part of the whole thing. That isnt an option and to answer your question to the bolts, yes and no: Those are guided ones which are sitting into a reamed tunnel to the calippers. Spoken from the material used for the bolts, I would guess they are onto level 8.8, normal steel and not the expected high grad stuff used at Brembos or Lockheeds. Hence the thread flanks were weak as seen, this cant be real special ones. I'd tried to restore them with a special thread file but this has had no significant success.
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