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      10-02-2016, 11:46 AM   #40063
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I don't think jtodd_fl swings that way...

Then again, he may for a specific watch... Good luck though...

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Primer tips? Those are nipples, no?
As an expert in little tips, I can assure you those are not nipples.
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Primer tips? Those are nipples, no?
As an expert in little tips, I can assure you those are not nipples.
I feel like there is one of them - "that's what she said..." jokes in here somewhere...
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I'd be careful going with them. I've heard there's a backdoor vulnerability in their software.
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      10-02-2016, 12:16 PM   #40069
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For the moment I have visit from Britta for a deep muscle massage
With or w/o happy end?
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With or w/o happy end?
We are not done my friend , she's still here and some muscles are still hard .
So ....More deep muscle massage is required for this evening...
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      10-02-2016, 01:18 PM   #40071
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We are not done my friend , she's still here and some muscles are still hard .
So ....More deep muscle massage is required for this evening...
How much does it cost to massage her?

Does she charge by the hour or half day / full day?
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How much does it cost to massage her?

Does she charge by the hour or half day / full day?
I just showed her your comment my friend , she said to me you still chat with these assholes !
She said tell those fuckers that I'm not a whore , and that she asked me to spent the weekend with me in my house .
I'm sorry brother Britta has kinda serious character as well , but I think it's a normal reaction after your comment to her !
I said to her....I saw worse on here . She said what ?!?!
She said also ....Is this really a BMW forum from your car ? Because it really sucks !
I will show her later also how to post some comment on here ...So be prepared guys or hide yourself and walk ASAP !

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I just showed her your comment my friend , she said to me you still chat with these assholes !
She said tell those fuckers that I'm not a whore , and that she asked me to spent the weekend with me in my house .
I'm sorry brother Britta has kinda serious character as well , but I think it's a normal reaction after your comment to her !
I said to her....I saw worse on here . She said what ?!?!
She said also ....Is this really a BMW forum from your car ? Because it really sucks !
I will show her later also how to post some comment on here ...So be prepared guys or hide yourself and walk ASAP !

ITT i have become #1 asshole.

Tell her to calm down. It was a jab at you buddy, not her.

All in good fun anyway.

Tell her to sign up, we need more women in the OT. I think with a total of 6 regulars a cat fight would be inevitable.
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      10-02-2016, 02:31 PM   #40074
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ITT i have become #1 asshole.

Tell her to calm down. It was a jab at you buddy, not her.

All in good fun anyway.

Tell her to sign up, we need more women in the OT. I think with a total of 6 regulars a cat fight would be inevitable.
She said it was about her , because you typed in your comment the words ..SHE and HER .
But it's ok my friend she said , for once she will forgive you

No worries brother but, what a mess like usual in here....
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I'll bring the pudding.
She don't likes pudding my friend , that's why I bought her a Magnum .
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I'll bring the pudding.
She don't likes pudding my friend , that's why I bought her a Magnum .
Too bad Magnum wouldn't fit you?

Heh.
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I found this on my desktop a few days back lol.
I actually really love this. Thanks to RJ for his brilliant screen capture abilities.
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We have ads all over my office right now for our new Document Production (DP) service, complete with a list of what DP can do for you.
"Hi, I'd like to schedule an appointment to hear about your DP services."
I did try DP the other day. I was really impressed by the results. My clients thought the whole thing was very well done. 10/10 would work with DP again.
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We have ads all over my office right now for our new Document Production (DP) service, complete with a list of what DP can do for you.
"Hi, I'd like to schedule an appointment to hear about your DP services."
I did try DP the other day. I was really impressed by the results. My clients thought the whole thing was very well done. 10/10 would work with DP again.
If you're soliciting volunteers, I'm sure there'll be no shortage.
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Too bad Magnum wouldn't fit you?

Heh.
Yeah my friend ...Over here we actually need a real pew...pew Magnum for the moment .
But...

I bought her this kind of Magnum because she wants to lick...


Here is the box ..


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