text a girl and ask if 'you can tap that'

intensee92 · 03-24-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

this. AND getting dumped by everyone in humiliation LOL (if that's what you also meant by saying that).

And LOL at the thread title. Still laughing at it. Gracious.

Yea thats what I meant.

NYCGP · 03-24-2011, 11:19 AM

Pass on Kim K and AK...

I'll have another go at the herpes ridden Jessica Alba though...

But what do I know, I have old men humping a pile of garbage in my sig...

jlspeed29 · 03-24-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

But what do I know, I have old men humping a pile of garbage in my sig...

Verbiage · 03-24-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jlspeed29

srsly...

tough crowd.....i call BS
either that, or they're gay

Dead srs.

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

Pass on Kim K and AK...

I'll have another go at the herpes ridden Jessica Alba though...

But what do I know, I'd also rather hump the old men in my sig...

Bro.

NYCGP · 03-24-2011, 11:37 AM

Verbiage · 03-24-2011, 11:40 AM

I remember that.

Never thought I'd say this, but what I wouldn't give to be that white boy.

Wakka · 03-24-2011, 12:35 PM

you're all stupid. THIS is the most beautiful woman on planet earth:

I would give my left testicle to smash her.

NYCGP · 03-24-2011, 12:38 PM

Irina? ehh.. I guess.

Verbiage · 03-24-2011, 12:49 PM

I like Adriana Lima.

Wakka · 03-24-2011, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I like Adriana Lima.

I've had the biggest crush on her since i was a freshman in high school

NYCGP · 03-24-2011, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

I've had the biggest crush on her since i was a freshman in high school

I saw her at the bar in Fountain Bleu at the opening of LIV a few years back... Hands down the most beautiful human being I have ever seen in person.

Long red dress... Oh man. Every single person in the bar area was looking at her. I got a nice smack in the head from my gf. When I explained who it was, she couldn't stop staring either.

BMWinNorthdakota · 03-24-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

you're all stupid. THIS is the most beautiful woman on planet earth:

I would give my left testicle to smash her.

+1.

Doug does not approve

... "They're skin and bone"

persian54 · 03-24-2011, 01:47 PM

how did this text a girl thread turn into posting pictures of hot models and such? lol

intensee92 · 03-24-2011, 01:48 PM

we texted them asking if we can tap that. so we are posting pictures up of the girls that are down

Verbiage · 03-24-2011, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by intensee92

we texted them asking if we can tap that. so we are posting pictures up of the girls that are down

Probably not the last few lol.

Wakka · 03-24-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by persian54

how did this text a girl thread turn into posting pictures of hot models and such? lol

start texting some bitches then get thread back on topic

persian54 · 03-24-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

start texting some bitches then get thread back on topic

ask McMuffin

he has some of my screen shots since he said I should go for it and post on OT..
but I don't like using the term 'tap that' so I didn't post them as it's not really relative without the term.

Verbiage · 03-24-2011, 02:58 PM

Dude, its just the term. Doesn't matter how you say it LOL.

Actually it might. Because if you ask with sensitivity, it defeats the purpose and is therefore no longer funny.

You're right don't post it.

persian54 · 03-24-2011, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Dude, its just the term. Doesn't matter how you say it LOL.

Actually it might. Because if you ask with sensitivity, it defeats the purpose and is therefore no longer funny.

You're right don't post it.

Well actually, I didn't ask her to have sex as I never really do that. Though McMuffin pushed me to flirt more...so if it works out I owe him a beer.

Overall though, I rarely ever ask a girl.Usually after I get a girl to hint that she's interested, I'll hint that I'm interested. but I'll do whatever i can to not say it myself, I'll always have her bring it up/mention it/say it etc.
Girls are used to guys asking for their numbers/asking them out/asking for sex. Make the girl ask for you. I haven't asked a girl for her number in a while; I simply mention I find her attractive/pretty/whatever word I come up with that sounds like a compliment and then give her a business card and tell her she can email/text me.
It's less intimidating than calling and less often will a guy give her his number versus asking for it. I learned this from my brother.
Iono... just the way I am now.

the 105lb girl is still convinced I was drunk when I sent the text. but she said she's down to get KBBQ sometime next week.
Win? Not really... but not a fail either.
We'll see. if it works out cause of the text.. I owe Wakka a beer

Verbiage · 03-24-2011, 03:27 PM

Boss status.

XYR03 · 03-24-2011, 03:50 PM

This thread wins like no tomorrow!!

McMuffin · 03-24-2011, 04:26 PM

Persian did show me the screen shots. I actually like the way he made her bring up the sex conversation

I on the other hand got denied by a girl I've banged, but haven't seen in forever! She's to hard pressed on not cheating. I FAILED!

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McMuffin Lieutenant Colonel 131 Rep 1,549 Posts Drives: A Widebody 92 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Califas iTrader: (5)	Persian did show me the screen shots. I actually like the way he made her bring up the sex conversation I on the other hand got denied by a girl I've banged, but haven't seen in forever! She's to hard pressed on not cheating. I FAILED!
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