Parking Lot Morons

Lady Jane · 08-27-2024, 04:37 PM

"Because no parking does not apply to me."

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vreihen16 · 08-27-2024, 05:18 PM

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cooolone2 · 08-27-2024, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

So I've been frequenting this parking lot at my local Kent (DIY) store quite a bit lately. Yesterday I saw a lovely old MB which I posted a photo of to "Cool Pic Thread- Vehicles". Some of you may have noticed it.

Today when I pulled in I noticed a nice, old Camaro sitting way out in the nether acres of the parking lot. As I was driving the "Office" ( crew cab with full 8' box) I parked out there too. I don't fit in one parking spot so as not to be a dick I choose to walk. I left two empty spaces between me and the Camaro. There was nobody parked between him and the store. I was inside no more than 10 minutes. When I came out this is what I saw... some moron in a Mazda jammed right up beside him! Why? There was more than enough room to stay away which is obvious from the photos. He did at least leave enough room for opening doors without any risk of dings but still...

Because that MF'r needs 4 flats to learn a lesson! Like the Van!!! Only saving Grace was my wife was with me... Parking Lot A holes need kicks in the teeth! That'll teach em' and maybe get their heads right!

Lady Jane · 09-01-2024, 07:35 PM

When you decide to park in the cart area.

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Jbrown7403 · 09-01-2024, 10:41 PM

Nice revenge for taking two spots!
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Lady Jane · 09-02-2024, 11:26 AM

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Stlblues · 09-03-2024, 10:15 PM

NM

flybigjet · 09-03-2024, 10:36 PM

I saw this in the local Target parking lot today.

I just.... I can't.....

Things have obviously changed since I was growing up. I don't think I could ever have the narcissism required to drive around with that on my car.

"Hi. I'm a complete stranger who happened to turn 21. You've never met me, and you never will. Give me money."

Sigh. The earth is doomed.

R.

RickFLM4 · 09-04-2024, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by flybigjet

I saw this in the local Target parking lot today.

I just.... I can't.....

Things have obviously changed since I was growing up. I don't think I could ever have the narcissism required to drive around with that on my car.

"Hi. I'm a complete stranger who happened to turn 21. You've never met me, and you never will. Give me money."

Sigh. The earth is doomed.

R.

I saw the same thing on an SUV for a Bachelorette party which, admittedly, was slightly more interesting. But not interesting enough to send any money.

Rokoz · 09-04-2024, 09:16 AM

This thread hurts me

Stlblues · 09-04-2024, 11:13 PM

Saw this at the local Walmart tonight. Must be hard to steer.

vreihen16 · 09-05-2024, 09:40 AM

^^^^^ You should have "ducked" it with an angry duck! ^^^^^

Maynard · 09-05-2024, 12:31 PM

Sad thing is that they were trying to block 6 spaces and couldn't quite hit it...

eliphil · 09-05-2024, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RickFLM4

I saw the same thing on an SUV for a Bachelorette party which, admittedly, was slightly more interesting. But not interesting enough to send any money.

Me to entitled aholes……

vreihen16 · 09-05-2024, 01:51 PM

What a moron!!!!!!!!!

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Watching The World Burn · 09-05-2024, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

What a moron!!!!!!!!!

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I'm a bit ashamed to say that took me at least 20 seconds.

Also sadly that this was still much faster than IRL.

vreihen16 · 09-05-2024, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

I'm a bit ashamed to say that took me at least 20 seconds.

20 seconds? That's what she said!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NYG · 09-05-2024, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flybigjet

I saw this in the local Target parking lot today.

I just.... I can't.....

Things have obviously changed since I was growing up. I don't think I could ever have the narcissism required to drive around with that on my car.

"Hi. I'm a complete stranger who happened to turn 21. You've never met me, and you never will. Give me money."

Sigh. The earth is doomed.

R.

Dignity is at an all time low here. I don't know how these people don't collapse from shame.

Esteban · 09-05-2024, 04:05 PM

How fast was that duck going?!?!

vreihen16 · 09-06-2024, 08:27 PM

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MMnut · 09-07-2024, 07:30 PM

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Na, he bought it as a gift and it is brand new, literally.

vreihen16 · 09-08-2024, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MMnut

Na, he bought it as a gift and it is brand new, literally.

I posted the picture in this thread because of the two self-entitled morons who parked their SUVs in the no parking fire lane.....

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