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      09-23-2016, 01:56 PM   #39557
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Because there's literally nothing left to spend money on.
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      09-23-2016, 02:35 PM   #39558
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No, the chinese and other asian regions are forbid to show this details by law. They have special black channels where uncensored porn is shown. But sssshhh, dont make 'em cum out there
Wait. Black channels for Asian porn? They playing that stuff on BET now?
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      09-23-2016, 05:49 PM   #39559
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Wait. Black channels for Asian porn? They playing that stuff on BET now?
You mean Asian porn chicks ?
Ever heard of Asa Akira ?
Here is the Asian porn chick top 10 with of course Asa on # 1 => http://pornstars4escort.com/hottest-asian-pornstars/
Need to say Asia looks kinda like bimmette
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Wait. Black channels for Asian porn? They playing that stuff on BET now?
You mean Asian porn chicks ?
Ever heard of Asa Akira ?
Here is the Asian porn chick top 10 with of course Asa on # 1 => http://pornstars4escort.com/hottest-asian-pornstars/
Need to say Asia looks kinda like bimmette
You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
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You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
And you look like Bruce Lee , and I look like Ambiorix ,and so what ?
Because this is the whore thread (part 2) brother ...The whore shit !

On a serious note ..Tell me how you are ?
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      09-23-2016, 06:32 PM   #39562
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Wait. Black channels for Asian porn? They playing that stuff on BET now?
You mean Asian porn chicks ?
Ever heard of Asa Akira ?
Here is the Asian porn chick top 10 with of course Asa on # 1 => http://pornstars4escort.com/hottest-asian-pornstars/
Need to say Asia looks kinda like bimmette
You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
Fuq'r
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      09-23-2016, 07:39 PM   #39563
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You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
or any cute boi looks like me
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You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
or any cute boi looks like me
Right... or anyone with an ego the size of an aircraft carrier resembles mike?
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Remember that diff that I ordered and had to get shipped via freight? No? Whatever... turns out the scrapyard didn't want to/couldn't remove the retaining nut on the driveshaft. So this awaited me today:



So uh... sweet, free driveshaft. Now I gotta remove this shit with no way to keep it from rotating. But it's worth a couple hundred bucks, so that's cool.
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      09-24-2016, 12:00 AM   #39567
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Remember that diff that I ordered and had to get shipped via freight? No? Whatever... turns out the scrapyard didn't want to/couldn't remove the retaining nut on the driveshaft. So this awaited me today:



So uh... sweet, free driveshaft. Now I gotta remove this shit with no way to keep it from rotating. But it's worth a couple hundred bucks, so that's cool.
What does the diff go to?
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      09-24-2016, 12:01 AM   #39568
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      09-24-2016, 12:05 AM   #39569
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Shooting at mall here by me
Yeah saw that. They catch him yet? Yikes.
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      09-24-2016, 12:12 AM   #39570
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      09-24-2016, 12:13 AM   #39571
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Gun didn't look like a very good tactical option they will get him
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      09-24-2016, 01:42 AM   #39575
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Austin Power's movies are the shit.
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I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back riiiiiiiiibbbssss.

So, on this Saturday morning I'm taking the 335i to the stealer ($69.95 oil change special). I'm expecting them to tell me I need $45,897 of work. However, I'll mention for a rim job I'll have them do it.
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