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      09-23-2016, 12:26 PM   #39557
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Yeah, into Germany you only could by a european version where special delicate parts are hidden. The original version is only sealed available and more expensive...as long as you're not working here into a US facility or military
That reminds me of this Asian porn link I clicked on the other day, they blurred her vagina and stuff..., does this mean you have to pay to make the blurr go away?


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      09-23-2016, 12:32 PM   #39558
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No, the chinese and other asian regions are forbid to show this details by law. They have special black channels where uncensored porn is shown. But sssshhh, dont make 'em cum out there
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      09-23-2016, 01:01 PM   #39559
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What if I make an Asian porn, do I have to follow their law out of respect, or do you plaster it all over the internet and CC Kim Jong Un?
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      09-23-2016, 01:10 PM   #39560
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What if I make an Asian porn, do I have to follow their law out of respect, or do you plaster it all over the internet and CC Kim Jong Un?
I'd respectfully suggest you go with option 2 and plaster it all over their internet and CC Kim Jong Un.

It would do wonders in making the citizens of those countries realize their government really was protecting them after all by censoring in the first place.
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      09-23-2016, 01:19 PM   #39561
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I'd respectfully suggest you go with option 2 and plaster it all over their internet and CC Kim Jong Un.

It would do wonders in making the citizens of those countries realize their government really was protecting them after all by censoring in the first place.
Well, to be fair it's not like the blurring would be censoring anything on my end because my wiener is microscopic, plus all the Asian chicks rock bushes so that's censoring on their end.


Guess uncensoring wouldn't do much to achieve my "final solution".
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      09-23-2016, 01:36 PM   #39562
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US State Dept is going to spend $2.65m to help the citizens of N.Korea in learning about the world outside their border.
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But probably not porn.
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      09-23-2016, 01:55 PM   #39564
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Why don't they use the money to invest in the learning of our own nation instead?
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      09-23-2016, 01:56 PM   #39565
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Why don't they use the money to invest in the learning of our own nation instead?
Because there's literally nothing left to spend money on.
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      09-23-2016, 02:35 PM   #39566
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No, the chinese and other asian regions are forbid to show this details by law. They have special black channels where uncensored porn is shown. But sssshhh, dont make 'em cum out there
Wait. Black channels for Asian porn? They playing that stuff on BET now?
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      09-23-2016, 05:49 PM   #39567
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Wait. Black channels for Asian porn? They playing that stuff on BET now?
You mean Asian porn chicks ?
Ever heard of Asa Akira ?
Here is the Asian porn chick top 10 with of course Asa on # 1 => http://pornstars4escort.com/hottest-asian-pornstars/
Need to say Asia looks kinda like bimmette
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      09-23-2016, 06:20 PM   #39568
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Wait. Black channels for Asian porn? They playing that stuff on BET now?
You mean Asian porn chicks ?
Ever heard of Asa Akira ?
Here is the Asian porn chick top 10 with of course Asa on # 1 => http://pornstars4escort.com/hottest-asian-pornstars/
Need to say Asia looks kinda like bimmette
You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
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You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
And you look like Bruce Lee , and I look like Ambiorix ,and so what ?
Because this is the whore thread (part 2) brother ...The whore shit !

On a serious note ..Tell me how you are ?
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      09-23-2016, 06:32 PM   #39570
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Wait. Black channels for Asian porn? They playing that stuff on BET now?
You mean Asian porn chicks ?
Ever heard of Asa Akira ?
Here is the Asian porn chick top 10 with of course Asa on # 1 => http://pornstars4escort.com/hottest-asian-pornstars/
Need to say Asia looks kinda like bimmette
You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
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      09-23-2016, 07:39 PM   #39571
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You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
or any cute boi looks like me
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You know you say that for ANYONE who looks even remotely Asian?? It's like saying every Caucasian blonde chick looks like lups, or every Caucasian male looks like axius or that every male over the age of 90 years old looks like ASBSECU E93 ...
or any cute boi looks like me
Right... or anyone with an ego the size of an aircraft carrier resembles mike?
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Remember that diff that I ordered and had to get shipped via freight? No? Whatever... turns out the scrapyard didn't want to/couldn't remove the retaining nut on the driveshaft. So this awaited me today:



So uh... sweet, free driveshaft. Now I gotta remove this shit with no way to keep it from rotating. But it's worth a couple hundred bucks, so that's cool.
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      09-24-2016, 12:00 AM   #39575
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Remember that diff that I ordered and had to get shipped via freight? No? Whatever... turns out the scrapyard didn't want to/couldn't remove the retaining nut on the driveshaft. So this awaited me today:



So uh... sweet, free driveshaft. Now I gotta remove this shit with no way to keep it from rotating. But it's worth a couple hundred bucks, so that's cool.
What does the diff go to?
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      09-24-2016, 12:01 AM   #39576
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      09-24-2016, 12:05 AM   #39577
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Yeah saw that. They catch him yet? Yikes.
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