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      09-22-2016, 06:29 PM   #39491
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Is it possible to break a rib and not know? Just got a chest x-ray and it said I have a healed broken rib. It is complete news to me.
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Is it possible to break a rib and not know? Just got a chest x-ray and it said I have a healed broken rib. It is complete news to me.
Or maybe you were trying to DIY the Marilyn Manson rib surgery but failed and didn't wanna tell your doctor what happened
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Congrats. When was the wedding?
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Can you describe how she is ?
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Brunette, shes like 5'-1" and reaaaaal althletic--very cute!
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Brunette, shes like 5'-1" and reaaaaal althletic--very cute!
Which one is it - Laurie or Simone?
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8th posterior rib so yeah maybe trying for that hourglass figure had something to do with it. I just don't remember.......but a lot about that period in my life is fuzzy.
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Brunette, shes like 5'-1" and reaaaaal althletic--very cute!
Sounds good Mike !
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well it's official I'm not single anymore
Bruh, so no drag racing? :,(
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Bruh, so no drag racing? :,(
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Idk shouldn't I be safe now??
Lol, just don't participate in the "after party".

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I think all of your closest OT friends should be invited to the wedding. That would be so awesome
And even the not close OT friends, so that we can be drunk and obnoxious and fuck shit up.
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I'll be the honorary weird drunk Uncle.
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And even the not close OT friends, so that we can be drunk and obnoxious and fuck shit up.
I'll be the honorary weird drunk Uncle.
I'll wear too much leopard print and a face mask of makeup, then get uncomfortably drunk and stroke the thighs of younger men.
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I'll wear too much leopard print and a face mask of makeup, then get uncomfortably drunk and stroke the thighs of younger men.
Oh. Well, I guess Philippe needs to take a different role then.
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Oh. Well, I guess Philippe needs to take a different role then.
Do you have any suggestions on how i can become younger for this event?
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If you listen closely, you can hear the collective sounds of 96.8% of the dudes on OT just having their hopes and dreams crushed by that comment above...

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Tiger blood... Or the Benjamin Button thing...
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Crushed??!?! I just ordered a 55gal drum of Tiger Blood from Amazon Prime. Only $6.72 to upgrade to next day shipping. To double up, i ordered a case of buttons as well.

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