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      06-23-2016, 02:53 PM   #3917
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Let this be a lesson to you... if you want a picture of Tonka's junk, you will need POWERFUL zoom. *noted
my eyes are drawn to the fact that Bimmette has confirmed your post, which i find disturbing if not interesting as gossip
Haha it was just funny
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      06-23-2016, 02:56 PM   #3918
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my eyes are drawn to the fact that Bimmette has confirmed your post, which i find disturbing if not interesting as gossip
Rumor has it that there were spandex photos with the unit obscured.

"Here is the pic, I hid the photographic proof that my dick is really big." (said no man EVER)
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      06-23-2016, 03:01 PM   #3919
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Rumor has it that there were spandex photos with the unit obscured.

"Here is the pic, I hid the photographic proof that my dick is really big." (said no man EVER)
some ppl like to 'tuck' it into their anal ridge.. oh WTH am i talking about
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      06-23-2016, 03:02 PM   #3920
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Haha it was just funny
not a first reaction you would want, gasping /recoiling in horror is better..
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      06-23-2016, 03:03 PM   #3921
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some ppl like to 'tuck' it into their anal ridge.. oh WTH am i talking about
Are you insisting that you tuck yours and dance in front of the mirror pretending to be a woman?
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      06-23-2016, 03:32 PM   #3922
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Let this be a lesson to you... if you want a picture of Tonka's junk, you will need POWERFUL zoom. *noted
Actually a microscope is likely what you'll need.


Well played sir.

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my eyes are drawn to the fact that Bimmette has confirmed your post, which i find disturbing if not interesting as gossip
Biorin can confirm. lol
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      06-23-2016, 03:34 PM   #3923
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Are you insisting that you tuck yours and dance in front of the mirror pretending to be a woman?
shit, too late to delete
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      06-23-2016, 03:36 PM   #3924
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Actually a microscope is likely what you'll need.


Well played sir.


Biorin can confirm. lol
Would you like mine? I had them save it from the gender surgery. You can upgrade from a microscope to a pair of binoculars.
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Biorin can confirm. lol
let's not get all blustery and he-man shall we? one Bimmette does not the whole OT female population make (1/4 is not even close)
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Would you like mine? I had them save it from the gender surgery. You can upgrade from a microscope to a pair of binoculars.
oh shit.. i shat from laughing .. first time
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      06-23-2016, 03:45 PM   #3927
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let's not get all blustery and he-man shall we? one Bimmette does not the whole OT female population make (1/4 is not even close)
Who's getting blustery? I was voted president of the small winky OT club.
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Who's getting blustery? I was voted president of the small winky OT club.
just cuz im asian, doesn't mean i have small eyes

like just cuz you ride bicycles, doesn't mean compression shorts have gotten the better of you..

same-same
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just cuz im asian, doesn't mean i have small eyes

like just cuz you ride bicycles, doesn't mean compression shorts have gotten the better of you..

same-same
Fear not. Tonka suffered from this debilitating condition long before he even knew what compression shorts were.
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Fear not. Tonka suffered from this debilitating condition long before he even knew what compression shorts were.
have you inadvertently revealed yours and Tonka's sordid past?
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have you inadvertently revealed yours and Tonka's sordid past?
Tonka has shown his wee-wee to a number of the OT ladies for verification of its uniquely tiny measurements. Nothing is inadvertent.
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Tonka has shown his wee-wee to a number of the OT ladies for verification of its uniquely tiny measurements. Nothing is inadvertent.
so he got around to ALL of you? whores..

silvergray was right about Tonka..
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so he got around to ALL of you? whores..

silvergray was right about Tonka..
*searching desperately for sarcasm font*
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*searching desperately for sarcasm font*
too late. seen cannot unseen.. though hast been soiled by the Tonka machine
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have you inadvertently revealed yours and Tonka's sordid past?
Tonka has shown his wee-wee to a number of the OT ladies for verification of its uniquely tiny measurements. Nothing is inadvertent.
Annndddd.... She's back. Lol

Don't forget Axiusgot to see too.
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