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      09-16-2016, 12:06 PM   #39029
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You mean, you have Santas big sack? wooohooo
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      09-16-2016, 12:08 PM   #39031
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5 more hours of strolling around the interwebs until I get to go home and "euth" the sick turkeys. Still trying to decide between .22 to the swollen head, MACHETE!!!!, or a quick slit of the throat and watch them run around the yard "watering" the grass.

I know there are more than a few of you who would advocate for the simple amputation of a limb or two, but at least one is already unable to stand and getting maggots in the wounds the chickens are pecking.

Oh, wait, is it lunch time somewhere? Maybe I shouldn't have posted this yet.
Dude..., you need to just get a fucking samurai sword, dress like a ninja, and sneak up on them then CHOP CHOP CHOP SWOOSH *FRONT FLIP* SLICE SLICE *BARREL ROLL* SLICE *EPIC CROUCH POSE*
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      09-16-2016, 12:30 PM   #39034
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I saw this and thought about you...your M2 is MG, right?
Why would you insult her like that? You know her car is black.
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      09-16-2016, 12:39 PM   #39035
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Wow dude, you didn't have to start throwing the racial slander..., her car is "African American".


So not PC, man.
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      09-16-2016, 12:40 PM   #39036
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it is 3:55pm?
No , it's 7:40 PM
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      09-16-2016, 12:42 PM   #39037
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Thats one of the advantages if you are before the time into US, you're be able to take the lead of all threads...the disadvantage: The other guys are posting really lately onto them
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      09-16-2016, 12:50 PM   #39040
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Plus if you live in the future that means you'll die sooner.
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      09-16-2016, 12:51 PM   #39041
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Plus if you live in the future that means you'll die sooner.
Temporal anomalies are a bitch...
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Thats one of the advantages if you are before the time into US, you're be able to take the lead of all threads...the disadvantage: The other guys are posting really lately onto them
A. Latelier
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Plus if you live in the future that means you'll die sooner.
Wrong...We came from "Back To The Future" with the Delorean while spitting fire with the tires !
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      09-16-2016, 01:13 PM   #39044
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Ya know, the original car from Back to future was bought from a guy only 45kms away from me. Unfortunately he never uses the car for coming to work, but its really cool.
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      09-16-2016, 01:15 PM   #39045
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Temporal anomalies are a bitch...
What happens if you live in EU, die on a plane as you leave US, and land and it's 4 hours in the future? What do they consider your time of decease?

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Wrong...We came from "Back To The Future" with the Delorean while spitting fire with the tires !
True story, my grandmother (dad's mom) was John DeLorean's assistant. He was actually born in Detroit.
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Wow dude, you didn't have to start throwing the racial slander..., her car is "African American".


So not PC, man.
Fuck the free world
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      09-16-2016, 02:06 PM   #39047
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Fuck the free world
No freedom isn't free, yeah there's a hefty fuckin' fee.
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      09-16-2016, 02:10 PM   #39048
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No freedom isn't free, yeah there's a hefty fuckin' fee.
I should order another case of 5.56
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      09-16-2016, 02:13 PM   #39049
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I should order another case of 5.56
Do it. I need to do the same thing. Also some more 9mm.
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Do it. I need to do the same thing. Also some more 9mm.
Get some .40 for me. Zombies will be here soon.
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