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      07-10-2022, 02:27 PM   #38963
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      07-10-2022, 02:50 PM   #38964
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      07-10-2022, 04:31 PM   #38965
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Thanks for posting this. It's so rare to hear what happened from someone that was directly involved in the incident. He could have given us a little info on the other driver though.
I hope the occupant(s) in that van have been compensated for negligence. Bottom line is that the guy put speed/power over safety.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-10-2022, 04:45 PM   #38966
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-10-2022, 05:37 PM   #38967
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      07-10-2022, 08:23 PM   #38968
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Rides brakes because car wants to race, uncontrolled throttle/acceleration.
Brakes overheat and fail.
Can't figure out how to slap forward to neutral.


I'll LOL at that kind of stupid. Money doesn't buy brains.
Sad he took an innocent with him.


Car said, F, this, guy. I'm out.
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      07-11-2022, 06:48 AM   #38969
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      07-11-2022, 07:52 AM   #38970
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      07-11-2022, 08:28 AM   #38971
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I get why this is in the LOL section. 1300hp car with lap belts instead of full harness. It's funny.

This is beyond my comprehention.
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      07-11-2022, 09:02 AM   #38972
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I hope the occupant(s) in that van have been compensated for negligence. Bottom line is that the guy put speed/power over safety.
Or, the brakes just failed.
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      07-11-2022, 09:58 AM   #38973
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Ok let’s bring this back to corny photos
Since we were poor college students way back when, we often shared rides to school. One of my buddies had a ratty '35 Chevy with a Chevy 265 V-8. As we were cruising down the highway, I noticed what appeared to be a marble bag draped over the gear shift knob. I asked him what it was and he said it was an Elk scrotum.
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      07-11-2022, 10:06 AM   #38974
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this is why I think electronic-parking-brake are shit, and should be illegal. (not speaking about the video, this old car surely dont have e-brake)

Car maker always put full of stupid safety feature, but removed the manual hand brake.

All my cars, I had issue with the brake : rust, metal part on the road, off road, etc.
All the time I manage to stop and move my car away from the road with my manual hand brake.

good luck with those stupid button
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      07-11-2022, 10:33 AM   #38975
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I get why this is in the LOL section. 1300hp car with lap belts instead of full harness. It's funny.

This is beyond my comprehention.
i read an article about it the other day. they had harnesses but werent wearing them cause they were just out for a cruise.

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Or, the brakes just failed.
the guy knew the brakes were garbage but hadnt done anything to fix/upgrade them. the brakes were also already overheating/smoking earlier in the ride but they decided to just keep going. Its 100% on the driver.
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      07-11-2022, 10:45 AM   #38976
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i read an article about it the other day. they had harnesses but werent wearing them cause they were just out for a cruise.



the guy knew the brakes were garbage but hadnt done anything to fix/upgrade them. the brakes were also already overheating/smoking earlier in the ride but they decided to just keep going. Its 100% on the driver.
I only watched the video so wasn't privy to that information.
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      07-11-2022, 03:17 PM   #38977
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      07-11-2022, 08:24 PM   #38978
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      07-11-2022, 08:25 PM   #38979
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Seems like it could be a good way to dispose of dog shit too.
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      07-12-2022, 12:26 AM   #38980
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this is why I think electronic-parking-brake are shit, and should be illegal. (not speaking about the video, this old car surely dont have e-brake)

Car maker always put full of stupid safety feature, but removed the manual hand brake.

All my cars, I had issue with the brake : rust, metal part on the road, off road, etc.
All the time I manage to stop and move my car away from the road with my manual hand brake.

good luck with those stupid button
Name one car that uses drum/disc ebrake assembly's that would stop a car in under 500 ft from 5mph.


I'll wait. Lol
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      07-12-2022, 12:36 AM   #38981
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I thought old cars like that had a foot operated parking brake.

I guess he didn't have one or he would've used it?
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      07-12-2022, 06:27 AM   #38982
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Perhaps his pee was a non-newtonian fluid...?
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      07-12-2022, 02:34 PM   #38984
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Jebus. I'd shit myself trying to push thick piss out.
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