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      09-15-2016, 08:22 AM   #38963
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Comes in handy when spontaneous spank session happens also
NOW the message on my Kleenex 10 pack makes perfect sense to me!

Aatish - you need to keep a pack of these in your briefcase instead of having to dry out your handkerchiefs between blows.
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I'm out of clean handkerchief's, so I may have to.
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Pops still carries a hanky, and uses it to blow his nose. ALWAYS grossed me out when he neatly folded it back up and put in his pocket. I never liked folding "clean" white laundry. . .
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      09-15-2016, 12:40 PM   #38966
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Pops still carries a hanky, and uses it to blow his nose. ALWAYS grossed me out when he neatly folded it back up and put in his pocket. I never liked folding "clean" white laundry. . .
I've gone to a more economical wiping solution of re-usable toilet paper. You never know what kind of surprises you get in the laundry.
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      09-15-2016, 12:42 PM   #38967
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      09-15-2016, 02:17 PM   #38968
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      09-15-2016, 05:51 PM   #38970
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      09-15-2016, 06:17 PM   #38971
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      09-15-2016, 07:16 PM   #38973
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      09-15-2016, 07:18 PM   #38974
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What are you implying?
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What are you implying?
It's a little sketch up in this bitch. That's all.
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You scared?
Sorry. No, not really. Didn't mean to raise actual concern. Just joking. Thanks though.
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      09-15-2016, 11:51 PM   #38979
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No pussys allowed in here. Vagina Monologues are next door.
Woof?
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No pussys allowed in here. Vagina Monologues are next door.
So: If you're feeling pain in the upper chest, it could be angina pectoris. If its sliding in the lower areas, its maybe vagina pectoris
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