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      09-14-2016, 03:31 PM   #38919
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How's the pool been? I haven't tended to it in a while.
The pool is pretty much now a swamp, I just realized you answered my text and I feel like I shouldn't make you do the research but man my mil is proud of that rumor going on in the family origin society (the idiots who go through books to find relatives they could be proud of).

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So I sneezed into my hanker chief, right? I blew my nose to clear it. So much mucus came out that it dropped into my mouth. Fuck
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So I sneezed into my hanker chief, right? I blew my nose to clear it. So much mucus came out that it dropped into my mouth. Fuck
Ew, TMI, TMI!!!!!

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The pool is pretty much now a swamp, I just realized you answered my text and I feel like I shouldn't make you do the research but man my mil is proud of that rumor going on in the family origin society (the idiots who go through books to find relatives they could be proud of).

Help a friend out and please tell me again how badly I suck at texting back. I'm working way too much.

Love ya Billie!
And it will remain a swamp. I've moved on to new endeavors since I'm constantly ignored and put on the back burner. I now do landscaping with the local Mexicans during the week, and selling oranges along the highway on the weekend.

Pffft, no research needed, just gotta hit up Big Nasty on the corner of 8 and mound and ask for Mookie on the east side, then when the blacked out Grand National comes to pick you up the secret words are "Wu Tang, Ooogh Ooogh Ooogh". Then you go pick up the documents. Super easy.
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Ew, TMI, TMI!!!!!

Do you not have a nose?
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Ew, TMI, TMI!!!!!

Do you not have a nose?
Ew but he's telling about his snot in his mouth.
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And it will remain a swamp. I've moved on to new endeavors since I'm constantly ignored and put on the back burner. I now do landscaping with the local Mexicans during the week, and selling oranges along the highway on the weekend.

Pffft, no research needed, just gotta hit up Big Nasty on the corner of 8 and mound and ask for Mookie on the east side, then when the blacked out Grand National comes to pick you up the secret words are "Wu Tang, Ooogh Ooogh Ooogh". Then you go pick up the documents. Super easy.
So you replaced me! Fine!

I didn't love ya anyway!

This is soo weird, I'm investing to make money for me. Its like.
. Weird shit. In the old days I only had to hit my goals and smile and now I can't exactly do the things I do from the joint accounts.
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Ew, TMI, TMI!!!!!

Do you not have a nose?
Ew but he's telling about his snot in his mouth.
Anatomically speaking, a humans nose is connected to the mouth... hence the flem cough.
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So I sneezed into my hanker chief, right? I blew my nose to clear it. So much mucus came out that it dropped into my mouth. Fuck
At least it's out of your nose.
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So I sneezed into my hanker chief, right? I blew my nose to clear it. So much mucus came out that it dropped into my mouth. Fuck
At least it's out of your nose.
True, but there's already another load. Ugh
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So I sneezed into my hanker chief, right? I blew my nose to clear it. So much mucus came out that it dropped into my mouth. Fuck
At least it's out of your nose.
True, but there's already another load. Ugh
Ok I know we share a lot with eachother but please stop.
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Anatomically speaking, a humans nose is connected to the mouth... hence the flem cough.
I know how you feel my friend , because I have a chronic sinusitis in the last 5 years and it doesn't matter if it is summer or winter it's always there every single day ,day and night and that really sucks !
I tried everything from the medics , nothing helps and it goes only worse...
Every evening before I go to bed and need to lie down it goes worse , can't breathe through my nose and I need to spray "Xylometazoline" in my nose to clear it.
Personal I think my fucking problem is caused by my insane work stress ..
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I do? News to me! Bronze is too ricer for me. I want the entire car blacked out.

I also don't want to ruin the stock wheels. Maybe one day I'll find someone selling their black M3 wheels.
Get black wheels as your winter set. Speaking of which, it makes me so sad that all the wheels I like are bigger than I want for winters
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I do? News to me! Bronze is too ricer for me. I want the entire car blacked out.

I also don't want to ruin the stock wheels. Maybe one day I'll find someone selling their black M3 wheels.
A real dark bronze, looks almost black.
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Anatomically speaking, a humans nose is connected to the mouth... hence the flem cough.
I know how you feel my friend , because I have a chronic sinusitis in the last 5 years and it doesn't matter if it is summer or winter it's always there every single day ,day and night and that really sucks !
I tried everything from the medics , nothing helps and it goes only worse...
Every evening before I go to bed and need to lie down it goes worse , can't breathe through my nose and I need to spray "Xylometazoline" in my nose to clear it.
Personal I think my fucking problem is caused by my insane work stress ..
See a doctor, my friend. That's not good.
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Rice bro.

So not rice if they were 2 shades darker.

Edit: i should add this for clarity.
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Rice bro.

So not rice if they were 2 shades darker.

Edit: i should add this for clarity.
I agree. Posted it just for reference. Personally, I like lighter wheels. Contrast is good.
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See a doctor, my friend. That's not good.
See a doctor ?
I saw at least 10 doctors in the last 5 years , few said to me that I need a sinus surgery !
A friend had a sinus surgery for the same problem as I and it didn't helped and I have not the balls to do it..
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