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      12-18-2015, 08:08 AM   #3851
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Still? No one.

In the past? No one.


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Still? No one.

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Actually a couple lol. I'll let them remain anonymous
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      12-18-2015, 12:56 PM   #3856
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      12-18-2015, 12:57 PM   #3857
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Actually a couple lol. I'll let them remain anonymous
Apparently their portfolio didn't make the cut?!?!
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My 1023 credit score was too impressive and tossed me out of the ranks.
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My 1023 credit score was too impressive and tossed me out of the ranks.
That score would be considered the Christmas miracle!!!!!
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      12-18-2015, 01:26 PM   #3860
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That score would be considered the Christmas miracle!!!!!
Calling me a liar?
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That score would be considered the Christmas miracle!!!!!
Calling me a liar?
No...no....just saying.......DAMN that is a nice score!!!!
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      12-18-2015, 01:29 PM   #3862
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No...no....just saying.......DAMN that is a nice score!!!!
Thanks. I worked really hard to get it that high. Reach for the stars!
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      12-18-2015, 01:38 PM   #3863
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No...no....just saying.......DAMN that is a nice score!!!!
Thanks. I worked really hard to get it that high. Reach for the stars!
That's 123 points higher than the requirement... Does that gain access to other... Uhmmm, doorways for you?
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That's 123 points higher than the requirement... Does that gain access to other... Uhmmm, doorways for you?
I'm in the platinum club, so we get "perks" for being an outstanding performer.

It's in section 5.A7 subsection III, fifth clause.
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Apparently their portfolio didn't make the cut?!?!
more like after a short time they realized there's some serious ass baggage on the other end of the pm.

sorry Sara504
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What's more important, high credit score with nothing to show for or a 390 score with a paid off house?
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What are you laughing at, chump? Jelly?
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What are you laughing at, chump? Jelly?
I was laughing because fate tossed you a big ole doobie and you didn't even realize it
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I was laughing because fate tossed you a big ole doobie and you didn't even realize it
Hey man, I know a doobie when I see one. Then I smoke it.
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