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      09-05-2016, 09:07 PM   #38413
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what the hell is going on?

Bad time to drop in.

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Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
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      09-05-2016, 09:11 PM   #38414
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what the hell is going on?

Bad time to drop in.

Leaving, carry on.
Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
Rewriting will as I am typing this post.....
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      09-05-2016, 09:12 PM   #38415
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what the hell is going on?

Bad time to drop in.

Leaving, carry on.
Where else could you find legitimate conversation on amputations? You know you love it!
If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
Rewriting will as I am typing this post.....
Aaaand smooshy will slide in your DMs now and be the recipient of said will...
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      09-05-2016, 09:12 PM   #38416
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If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
Thank goodness you didn't go to medical school...
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      09-05-2016, 09:14 PM   #38417
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Rewriting will as I am typing this post.....
We will both go crazy with credit cards and leave him our debt...





It's the least we can do.
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      09-05-2016, 09:15 PM   #38418
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If ASB doesn't amputate, I suggest a permanent lifetime ban...
Thank goodness you didn't go to medical school...
Don't mind shoei he's a little drunk at the moment...

He won't stop send me dick pics...at first I thought they were yellow thumbtacks, but quickly realized that's all he's packing...
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      09-05-2016, 09:15 PM   #38419
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We're amputating? Can I help?
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      09-05-2016, 09:19 PM   #38420
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We're amputating? Can I help?
Aaahhhh... A voice of reason...

ASB, I promise we won't take off any more than is required... Nothing more nothing less...
We have your best interest at heart...

Did you say it was the left hand or right hand again?? Oh fuck it... Might as well cut evenly... You don't want to be lopsided, you know??
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      09-05-2016, 09:21 PM   #38421
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This reminds me of this scene lol
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      09-05-2016, 09:25 PM   #38422
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We're amputating? Can I help?
Aaahhhh... A voice of reason...

ASB, I promise we won't take off any more than is required... Nothing more nothing less...
We have your best interest at heart...

Did you say it was the left hand or right hand again?? Oh fuck it... Might as well cut evenly... You don't want to be lopsided, you know??
I figured you for a Kidney person.

A finger is worthless
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      09-05-2016, 09:26 PM   #38423
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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??

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      09-05-2016, 09:30 PM   #38424
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All is now lost. You've gone over.

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Aaahhhh... A voice of reason...

ASB, I promise we won't take off any more than is required... Nothing more nothing less...
We have your best interest at heart...

Did you say it was the left hand or right hand again?? Oh fuck it... Might as well cut evenly... You don't want to be lopsided, you know??
It's good to know that you can always take it down a few more notches...
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      09-05-2016, 09:43 PM   #38425
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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??



Back and shoulder!!!!

Damn - you don't listen!!
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      09-05-2016, 09:48 PM   #38426
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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??



Back and shoulder!!!!

Damn - you don't listen!!
We gotta start somewhere !!! Can't automatically go to shoulders and back !!! Those are delicate areas !!!

Sheesh... You people...
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      09-05-2016, 09:56 PM   #38427
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Was thinking more like this... You did complain about leg / knee issues, no??



Back and shoulder!!!!

Damn - you don't listen!!
We gotta start somewhere !!! Can't automatically go to shoulders and back !!! Those are delicate areas !!!

Sheesh... You people...
Yeah, listen to Shoei he has experience...proof:
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      09-05-2016, 10:06 PM   #38428
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Dammit - it's already turning purple....
You have soft hands like a lady. Lol

No heavy lifting or GOJO hand soap, i assume.
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      09-05-2016, 10:09 PM   #38429
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      09-05-2016, 10:19 PM   #38430
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You have soft hands like a lady. Lol

No heavy lifting or GOJO hand soap, i assume.
You seem awfully interested in my hands....


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Yeah where's the callouses
Et Tu 1MOREMOD ?!?!

Pro Tip - Work gloves are a must when actually working with your hands
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      09-06-2016, 03:25 AM   #38432
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You have soft hands like a lady. Lol

No heavy lifting or GOJO hand soap, i assume.
You seem awfully interested in my hands....


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Yeah where's the callouses
Et Tu 1MOREMOD ?!?!

Pro Tip - Work gloves are a must when actually working with your hands
One wonders if you also have a purty mouf.

*hears dueling banjos in the background*
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One wonders if you also have a purty mouf.

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