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      09-02-2016, 02:55 PM   #38259
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Hey anglo......in your own words, " smoosh is a stud", and yet he is #foreveralone



Call me the pot or kettle again...
That's bc he wouldn't listen, i told him to learn spanish and go by Carlos. White bitches love Latinos.
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      09-02-2016, 03:00 PM   #38260
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      09-02-2016, 03:14 PM   #38261
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Hey anglo......in your own words, " smoosh is a stud", and yet he is #foreveralone



Call me the pot or kettle again...
I'm glad I'm #foreveralone!!

Women are FUCKING CRAZY!!!
Hey now

Haha jk we can be #foreveralone together!
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      09-02-2016, 03:26 PM   #38262
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Hey anglo......in your own words, " smoosh is a stud", and yet he is #foreveralone



Call me the pot or kettle again...
I'm glad I'm #foreveralone!!

Women are FUCKING CRAZY!!!
Hey now

Haha jk we can be #foreveralone together!
Omg don't associate me with you Tara...I'm not anywhere near your level of #foreveralone

Jk jk
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Hey anglo......in your own words, " smoosh is a stud", and yet he is #foreveralone



Call me the pot or kettle again...
I'm glad I'm #foreveralone!!

Women are FUCKING CRAZY!!!
Hey now

Haha jk we can be #foreveralone together!
Omg don't associate me with you Tara...I'm not anywhere near your level of #foreveralone

Jk jk
Oooh you're dead to me now!
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      09-02-2016, 03:31 PM   #38264
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Hey anglo......in your own words, " smoosh is a stud", and yet he is #foreveralone



Call me the pot or kettle again...
I'm glad I'm #foreveralone!!

Women are FUCKING CRAZY!!!
Hey now

Haha jk we can be #foreveralone together!
Omg don't associate me with you Tara...I'm not anywhere near your level of #foreveralone

Jk jk
Oooh you're dead to me now!
Hahahaha I said JK!!

It's always good to throw in that "jk" at the end as a disclaimer...though it does not make false anything I say earlier
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      09-02-2016, 03:33 PM   #38265
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Jk jk
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      09-02-2016, 03:49 PM   #38266
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Screw the NCIS!! (Naval Criminal Investigative Service)

Very slow, inefficient, unresponsive...
So pretty much how you operate with women then?
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      09-02-2016, 05:03 PM   #38267
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Hey anglo......in your own words, " smoosh is a stud", and yet he is #foreveralone



Call me the pot or kettle again...
I'm glad I'm #foreveralone!!

Women are FUCKING CRAZY!!!
Hey now

Haha jk we can be #foreveralone together!
Omg don't associate me with you Tara...I'm not anywhere near your level of #foreveralone

Jk jk
Oooh you're dead to me now!
and that would be different from before how...?

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      09-02-2016, 05:50 PM   #38268
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It's cool it's hot it's everything I'm not ...

Love the chick




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      09-02-2016, 06:58 PM   #38269
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Heeeeyyyy macarena!!!!

That virtual chick needs to take some virtual dance lessons......sheesh
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Picked up a pit from the shelter for weekend leave.
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Picked up a pit from the shelter for weekend leave.
Didn't know you could do that...

So if the pit attacks?

Did you waive liability?

What about negligent injury to animal? Who's liable then?
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jtodd_fl , notice the use of the emoticon. One emoticon.
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