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      09-02-2016, 01:27 PM   #38215
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Aaaand here's a pic of me and my command
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Aaaand here's a pic of me and my command
The blue fatigues suit you...
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      09-02-2016, 01:41 PM   #38219
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Aaaand here's a pic of me and my command
The blue fatigues suit you...
Lol fail...

Fatigues is Army, we're Navy...and I'm an uncommissioned midshipman, so didn't have to wear uniform...

Come on bro, you should know about dat military lyfe

Edit: fail on my part, apparently the term "fatigues" applies in Navy as well...never heard of it before...
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Lol fail...

Fatigues is Army, we're Navy...and I'm an uncommissioned midshipman, so didn't have to wear uniform...

Come on bro, you should know about dat military lyfe
All we know is you joined cuz you love the seamen.
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Yep! Not really high resolution, but iPhone resolution haha
These things are so beautiful! My dream was to become a pilot for the air force. But my vision is shit so that went out the window.
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I got to work next to this guy this past summer...what an incredible experience... silvergray545
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Lol fail...

Fatigues is Army, we're Navy...and I'm an uncommissioned midshipman, so didn't have to wear uniform...

Come on bro, you should know about dat military lyfe
All we know is you joined cuz you love the seamen.
L

"Sailors"...not seamen...

We're in America cuz
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"Sailors"...not seamen...
That's what I'd say too. If we're one. Or wanted to be inside of one.
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Ducks are happy.
About 5 years ago I raised a little wild duck and it was fantastic !
She followed me everywhere , and she was on my pond in my garden while she learned how to fly..But on one morning she flew away when she heard other ducks in the sky ...
But ....3-4 times a year she comes back on my pond to see me and she stays for 4-5 hours with her male-duck and she recognize me always !
Her name is "Kwebbel" and I really love ducks ..

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About 5 years ago I raised a little wild duck and it was fantastic !
She followed me everywhere , and she was on my pond in my garden while she learned how to fly..But on one morning she flew away when she heard other ducks in the sky ...
But ....3-4 times a year she comes back on my pond to see me and she stays for 4-5 hours with her male-duck and she recognize me always !
Her name is "Kwebbel" and I really love ducks ..

Here a pic from my "Kwebbel" when she was only a few weeks old .

Kwebbel after. I'm actually kind of sorry about this one. Just couldn't resist.
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Aaaand here's a pic of me and my command
Bhai looks good !
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Aaaand here's a pic of me and my command
Smoosh is a stud, not checkin you out or anything.

I like your style too, very corporate.
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Yep! Not really high resolution, but iPhone resolution haha
These things are so beautiful! My dream was to become a pilot for the air force. But my vision is shit so that went out the window.
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I got to work next to this guy this past summer...what an incredible experience... silvergray545
That's awesome!
Yeah, I hear ya...ya'll gotta have perfect vision...

You know, I found it interesting that about 90% of pilot misconduct came in the form of excessive drinking and causing ruckus...not even f'ing up their actual job and veering off track, or negligently failing to communicate route during flight, or crossing from controlled to uncontrolled flight zone...

But drinking lol
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Aaaand here's a pic of me and my command
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I like your style too, very corporate.
Lol thank you sir...

It's funny, I was initially planning on going Air Force (almost entirely a corporate entity nowadays), but decided against it because I wanted to do the more military stuff like ride planes, deploy on carrier, etc...
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Kwebbel after. I'm actually kind of sorry about this one. Just couldn't resist.
Not possible I saw her yesterday ...
Note: From the day I met my Kwebbel I will never eat a duck again !

More from my Kwebbel...
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"Sailors"...not seamen...
That's what I'd say too. If we're one. Or wanted to be inside of one.
You'd be surprised at the number of sexual relationships on aircraft carriers during deployment...shocking...

"Fraternization"...always sufficient grounds for administrative separation...
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You'd be surprised at the number of sexual relationships on aircraft carriers during deployment...shocking...

"Fraternization"...always sufficient grounds for administrative separation...
I heard it tapered off when they let the women join.

I mean, frat is Latin root for brother.
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"Sailors"...not seamen...
That's what I'd say too. If we're one. Or wanted to be inside of one.
You'd be surprised at the number of sexual relationships on aircraft carriers during deployment...shocking...

"Fraternization"...always sufficient grounds for administrative separation...
I heard it tapered off when they let the women join.
Ouch

That was a good one, props
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That was a good one, props
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