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      09-01-2016, 09:53 AM   #38105
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I cannot wait to get the 335d and teach you a real lesson in power...
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      09-01-2016, 09:54 AM   #38106
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STILL fatter and FASTER than your chainsaw shoei
So you claim... It's all talk at this point... Besides, it's clear you have difficulty differentiating speed... We confirmed that yesterday...
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      09-01-2016, 09:55 AM   #38107
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Bhai , any updates about Sweetie ?

And....BTW how are you my friend ?

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      09-01-2016, 09:55 AM   #38108
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What is it link to picture of j lo from 10 years ago, wonderful
I wish. That ass though
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      09-01-2016, 09:59 AM   #38109
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I wish. That ass though
That's all I saw. Old picture of Brad Pitt and some dumb ads. Link to tiny pictures
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      09-01-2016, 10:06 AM   #38110
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That's all I saw. Old picture of Brad Pitt and some dumb ads. Link to tiny pictures
Haha I didn't even catch that. Had to go back and look
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      09-01-2016, 10:14 AM   #38111
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Hey MKSixer - but I'll bet his M235 is WAAAYYYY faster than the M2.
It depends on which one I'M driving at the time. That's always the fastest!!
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Hey MKSixer - but I'll bet his M235 is WAAAYYYY faster than the M2.
It depends on which one I'M driving at the time. That's always the fastest!!
So adorable when you old farts think you're reliving the glory days...

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      09-01-2016, 10:15 AM   #38113
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Hey MKSixer - I bet there's two ton suv's being driven by a soccer mom that's faster than asb's supercharged M3...

Maybe ASBSECU E93 Diesel powered, modded SUV...That's all.
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      09-01-2016, 10:18 AM   #38114
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I cannot wait to get the 335d and teach you a real lesson in power...
A lesson in more weight, less power, and equivalent fuel costs?
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      09-01-2016, 10:19 AM   #38115
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I cannot wait to get the 335d and teach you a real lesson in power...
A lesson in more weight, less power, and equivalent fuel costs?
Don't get him started... Just nod your head and listen to him drone on about it - and then the Alzheimer's will kick in and he'll forget... Until the next time...

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      09-01-2016, 10:21 AM   #38116
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If he is, I'm using the Mel Gibson line for Lethal Weapon 2. Once in a lifetime opportunity it's.

Hey Verbiage
"We're back, we're bad. You're black, I'm mad. Let?s go!"
This is how it works.
5 weeks ago I said here in OT.........

It will take a lot longer for our friends , because I got my ass banned because I had some angry comment on the other religion while we were in the middle in the shit in Belgium with the Brussels airport bombing ...and lots of people were killed


So I said something bad, because I was really angry about the Terror-Attack (but actually I was right) and my post was reported by someone and the Mod. thought it was worth 10 infraction points !
And I received a PM from the Mod. with my words from my post ...
I got "10 infraction points" and 10 points means a month or 4 weeks , but finally it took 9 weeks..
I was only banned from OT , but I could still post on BP . But OT was gone for me from the BP page for 9 weeks .
Of course I was able to read the OT-BS but only when I pushed the logout button..

In the mean while I truly wisch that our friends return on OT=>ASAP..
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      09-01-2016, 10:21 AM   #38117
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No worries, you're good. It was just a Tonka fail.
Just a BP app fail.
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      09-01-2016, 10:30 AM   #38118
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Calm before the storm? Most businesses are closed, schools are closed, etc....
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      09-01-2016, 10:31 AM   #38119
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But it looks like FL is about to get bitch slapped. lol

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But it looks like FL is about to get bitch slapped. lol

Stop being dramatic !!! It's not even purple or blue !!!

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Calm before the storm? Most businesses are closed, schools are closed, etc....
Compared to the sky that I saw last Saturday here in Belgium with the thunderstorm..Your sky looks really beautiful (at least for the moment)
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Compared to the sky that I saw last Saturday here in Belgium with the thunderstorm..Your sky looks really beautiful (at least for the moment)
Yes, it's the nicest it's been since Saturday evening.
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Indian store gave me change in $2 bills lol
Bhai , any updates about Sweetie ?

And....BTW how are you my friend ?

I'm ok Philippe. Busy, little sleep, etc. Could be worse. Lol

Said goodbye to sweetie. Now starts the long distance part.

How are you, Bhai?
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So I said something bad, because I was really angry about the Terror-Attack (but actually I was right) and my post was reported by someone and the Mod. thought it was worth 10 infraction points !
And I received a PM from the Mod. with my words from my post ...
I got "10 infraction points" and 10 points means a month or 4 weeks , but finally it took 9 weeks..
Yeah, that reminds me of an infraction I earned, after a retard dared to present his 4GC modded into a M4. Call a hatchback coupe is worse enough but mod a family lunchbox into a pseudo-sportscar...man, that turned a G*y Coupé immediately into a Grand G*y Coupé!
May this has fallen a bit outta the tolerable frame here, but in that case I didnt cared about consequencies...
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I'm ok Philippe. Busy, little sleep, etc. Could be worse. Lol

Said goodbye to sweetie. Now starts the long distance part.

How are you, Bhai?
Yeah Bhai , it's about the same thing here..Little sleep and too much work , it was the whole week at 4:30 AM and for tomorrow morning it's 4 AM !
It's always more....and more work , but not with more people and I feel like I'm an octopus !
I'm almost sleeping right now in front of my laptop on BP

So you said goodbye to Sweetie ? I hope it's not a goodbye forever ?

Thanks for asking my friend
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Yeah, that reminds me of an infraction I earned, after a retard dared to present his 4GC modded into a M4. Call a hatchback coupe is worse enough but mod a family lunchbox into a pseudo-sportscar...man, that turned a G*y Coupé immediately into a Grand G*y Coupé!
May this has fallen a bit outta the tolerable frame here, but in that case I didnt cared about consequencies...
Yeah I can feel your situation , in my case I felt my blood boiling...
How long you was banned for your situation ?
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