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      08-31-2016, 10:16 AM   #38017
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Seriously... We could use some water here for the drought...

Wouldn't see us crying about it on the forums, putting up satellite pics of in the incoming light sprinkles headed our direction, you know?

I only put that up to explain why SugarSkulls has not been around. He heard light rain and wind were within 1,500 miles and went into hiding.
Why you gotta make everything about you??!!!

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      08-31-2016, 10:20 AM   #38018
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Yup, driving direct to Myanus
There is a region near me called Mianus. I giggle every time.
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      08-31-2016, 10:30 AM   #38019
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Automatically revoking of man card driving a vert... Do we know any girly men like that?

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      08-31-2016, 10:30 AM   #38020
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Automatically revoking of man card driving a vert... Do we know any girly men like that?

Fuck.




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ASB and Silvergrey... Need I say more??!!

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      08-31-2016, 10:34 AM   #38021
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Why you gotta make everything about you??!!!

We were teasing tonka but you gotta get all insecure and think we're talking about you...

*slap !!! - stop acting like a woman !!! Latent gheyness my ass... I don't see any latency !!!
Probably because Tonka didn't post up sat pics of light rain.
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      08-31-2016, 10:38 AM   #38022
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Probably because Tonka didn't post up sat pics of light rain.
Thank you for vindicating me. I was the one who acted like a little sissy by putting up... wait... never mind. Go back to what you all were doing!
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      08-31-2016, 10:43 AM   #38023
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Automatically revoking of man card driving a vert... Do we know any girly men like that?

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      08-31-2016, 10:54 AM   #38024
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Looks really good

But you know...Watch out for the bee !
Thx mate, here goes, aaaaaannnd: ACTION

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      08-31-2016, 11:03 AM   #38025
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Thx mate, here goes, aaaaaannnd: ACTION

Awesome , I'm sure it looks even better in the dark
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      08-31-2016, 11:29 AM   #38026
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There is a region near me called Mianus. I giggle every time.
When we drive through it on 95, somebody HAS to say "I am driving a white BMW through Mianus" or the trip isn't worth it at all.

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      08-31-2016, 11:39 AM   #38027
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When we drive through it on 95, somebody HAS to say "I am driving a white BMW through Mianus" or the trip isn't worth it at all.

I would do all my shopping there. "Hey, can't come over tomorrow, gotta grab some nails from Mianus." "Hey sorry I'm late, got stuck in Mianus all afternoon." "Hey I am going to go grab some stuff from Mianus, want to come with?"

Even better when you have to go pick up a friend. "Can't come to the bar right now, Philippe's stuck in Mianus and I have to help him out."
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      08-31-2016, 12:03 PM   #38028
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      08-31-2016, 12:27 PM   #38029
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The defense rests...

ASB and Silvergrey... Need I say more??!!

Whatever, hater. Girls love it.
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      08-31-2016, 12:29 PM   #38030
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The defense rests...

ASB and Silvergrey... Need I say more??!!

Whatever, hater. Girls love it.
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I'll cut you a deal because you're a bro! Shoei is a POS.

By girls you mean, Mom and cousins??

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      08-31-2016, 12:46 PM   #38031
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I would do all my shopping there. "Hey, can't come over tomorrow, gotta grab some nails from Mianus." "Hey sorry I'm late, got stuck in Mianus all afternoon." "Hey I am going to go grab some stuff from Mianus, want to come with?"

Even better when you have to go pick up a friend. "Can't come to the bar right now, Philippe's stuck in Mianus and I have to help him out."
I feel honored "chief big feather" but please don't fart on my balls !
Pics show why...
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      08-31-2016, 01:10 PM   #38032
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By girls you mean, Mom and cousins??

Bastard!

My mother actually doesn't like either of my M cars. One is too loud and the other is too small. Lol
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      08-31-2016, 01:13 PM   #38033
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So your mom is able to hear the grass growing and maybe to big for the other car?
Just kidding, no abuse mom-joke...
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      08-31-2016, 05:11 PM   #38034
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You know where those go Bhai...

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What happened to jtodd_fl ? Is he really banned? Say it isn't so!!!
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What happened to jtodd_fl ? Is he really banned? Say it isn't so!!!
Huh? No way!
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Huh? No way!
Look at his icon.
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