The official "Ask a cop/deputy anything!" thread

Lady Jane · 07-15-2021, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

We need participants for a DUI wet lab.

Stop trolling me...

BTW, I already know that I can have three Guinness before I register a 'Yellow".

Sedan_Clan · 07-15-2021, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lady Jane

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

We need participants for a DUI wet lab.

Stop trolling me...

BTW, I already know that I can have three Guinness before I register a 'Yellow".

Blow for me after three.

Ughhh! 75 million Xanax prescriptions doled out annually. That's A LOT of potential misuse/abuse.

Murf993 · 07-15-2021, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Blow for me after three.

Ughhh! 75 million Xanax prescriptions doled out annually. That's A LOT of potential misuse.

I was going to say that.....

Murf993 · 07-15-2021, 11:57 AM

Lego Glock......outstanding. \\https://www.torontosun.com/news/worl...go-style-glock

rwheels · 07-15-2021, 01:31 PM

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Lego Glock......outstanding. \\https://www.torontosun.com/news/worl...go-style-glock

Not so fast!

Utah company halts sales of Lego handgun case kits after cease and desist

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ase-and-desist

rwheels · 07-15-2021, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Blow for me after three.

Ughhh! 75 million Xanax prescriptions doled out annually. That's A LOT of potential misuse/abuse.

Let's see. Lady Jane...Blow for me...?

Once again...

rwheels · 07-15-2021, 01:38 PM

And please, if you have a complaint about Subway, don't call these guys. They're too busy at Krispy Kream.

ramman434 · 07-15-2021, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Absolutely!!!!

P.S. California's Governor is about to make all hallucinogens legal. This state is going to be even more fucked up than Oregon.

I'll pass on the hallucinogens, but am strongly considering the flight lol

Sedan_Clan · 07-15-2021, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Blow for me after three.

Ughhh! 75 million Xanax prescriptions doled out annually. That's A LOT of potential misuse/abuse.

Let's see. Lady Jane...Blow for me...?

Once again...

Touch it! Touch it for me.

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Originally Posted by ramman434

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Absolutely!!!!

P.S. California's Governor is about to make all hallucinogens legal. This state is going to be even more fucked up than Oregon.

I'll pass on the hallucinogens, but am strongly considering the flight lol

You sure you don't want some 'shrooms?!?!

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Test complete. That was TOUGH. Results at 1300 hours.

rwheels · 07-15-2021, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ramman434

I'll pass on the hallucinogens, but am strongly considering the flight lol

DUDE! See the end back there?

erickonphoenix · 07-15-2021, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

And please, if you have a complaint about Subway, don't call these guys. They're too busy at Krispy Kream.

don't make fun of the sandwich police, they donut have a sense of humor

rwheels · 07-15-2021, 02:04 PM

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don't make fun of the sandwich police, they donut have a sense of humor

upstatedoc · 07-15-2021, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

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Originally Posted by rwheels

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Blow for me after three.

Ughhh! 75 million Xanax prescriptions doled out annually. That's A LOT of potential misuse/abuse.

Let's see. Lady Jane...Blow for me...?

Once again...

Touch it! Touch it for me.

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Originally Posted by ramman434

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Absolutely!!!!

P.S. California's Governor is about to make all hallucinogens legal. This state is going to be even more fucked up than Oregon.

I'll pass on the hallucinogens, but am strongly considering the flight lol

You sure you don't want some 'shrooms?!?!

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Test complete. That was TOUGH. Results at 1300 hours.

Ugh

Sedan_Clan · 07-15-2021, 02:52 PM

I passed!!!!! I've earned myself another week and a half of station vacation.

upstatedoc · 07-15-2021, 02:56 PM

Awesome! Just remember who taught you your technique.

rwheels · 07-15-2021, 03:07 PM

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Awesome! Just remember who taught you your technique.

<drops to knees and clasps hands together>

Joekerr · 07-15-2021, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I passed!!!!! I've earned myself another week and a half of station vacation.

Awesome news - well done!

How many more tests are there where you could be cut? Just the one final one or is there more?

Sedan_Clan · 07-15-2021, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I passed!!!!! I've earned myself another week and a half of station vacation.

Awesome news - well done!

How many more tests are there where you could be cut? Just the one final one or is there more?

Thanks everybody!

We have the wet lab test next Wednesday and the final next Friday. Once those two are successfully passed, I move on to a week of field certifications. Once those are complete I will be stamped a D.R.E. After my first court testimony as a D.R.E. (…and being classified an expert by the magistrate), I can then call myself an expert and every successive testimony.

rwheels · 07-15-2021, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Thanks everybody!

We have the wet lab test next Wednesday and the final next Friday. Once those two are successfully passed, I move on to a week of field certifications. Once those are complete I will be stamped a D.R.E. After my first court testimony as a D.R.E. (…and being classified an expert by the magistrate, I can then call myself an expert and every successive testimony.

Cool!

Sedan_Clan · 07-15-2021, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Thanks everybody!

We have the wet lab test next Wednesday and the final next Friday. Once those two are successfully passed, I move on to a week of field certifications. Once those are complete I will be stamped a D.R.E. After my first court testimony as a D.R.E. (…and being classified an expert by the magistrate, I can then call myself an expert and every successive testimony.

Cool!

Lady Jane · 07-15-2021, 04:57 PM

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I can then call myself an expert and every successive testimony.

After three blows, you will be known as an ex-spurt. Ba ha ha... Attachment 2650077

Sedan_Clan · 07-15-2021, 04:58 PM

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I can then call myself an expert and every successive testimony.

After three blows, you will be known as an ex-spurt. Ba ha ha... Attachment 2650077

Mouth from heaven.

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