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      08-24-2016, 12:32 PM   #37621
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Unfortunately hideous. Could not bear the thought of defacing my poor car like that. Only option is Chinese leg extension surgery. shoei got any cousins in the business?
You could just get a car more suitable to your diminutive size?
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It'll be a cold day in hell when that video happens.
That video already happened. It just isn't on your phone. It is on some random creeper's phone from the gym. Haha...
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      08-24-2016, 12:35 PM   #37624
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It'll be a cold day in hell when that video happens.
That video already happened. It just isn't on your phone. It is on some random creeper's phone from the gym. Haha...
Nope. That machine is in the Ladies Only section
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Nope. That machine is in the Ladies Only section
Then wtf is this video [insert name of creeper here] sent me...

I paid good money for this!
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      08-24-2016, 12:36 PM   #37626
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That video already happened. It just isn't on your phone. It is on some random creeper's phone from the gym. Haha...
OMG! So true! Even years ago when phone cameras weren't so popular i'd see guys snapping creeper pics of girls at the gym.
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OMG! So true! Even years ago when phone cameras weren't so popular i'd see guys snapping creeper pics of girls at the gym.
Yep. Look dude, unless you are transcribing War and Peace for someone right now, we ALL KNOW you are not sending a text message...
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      08-24-2016, 12:38 PM   #37629
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It'll be a cold day in hell when that video happens.
That video already happened. It just isn't on your phone. It is on some random creeper's phone from the gym. Haha...
So when were you at her gym?
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Cant even deal right now, lol...
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      08-24-2016, 12:43 PM   #37632
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Or if safety is your thing...

Excellent gas mileage on both models. EPA hasn't even provided a rating yet.
This guy hit on me a while back and asked "so, are you in school here?" which I completely took the wrong way because I forgot that there was a university in the town. I proceeded to discuss my life in elementary school and how proud I was of my coloring projects. He then tried to turn the conversation serious by asking me what I drove, so I told him "Cozy Coupe." I think he got the point and gave up.
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      08-24-2016, 12:43 PM   #37633
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Cant even deal right now, lol...
I was hoping someone would click on the link.

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bimmette looks over her shoulder while "working out"... sees this...


Also, why is Ann Coulter working on her thighs? Ain't nobody going down there ever again...
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      08-24-2016, 12:49 PM   #37635
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bimmette looks over her shoulder while "working out"... sees this...
Nope, during the day the gym is mostly just old people who don't have cell phones
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      08-24-2016, 12:51 PM   #37636
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bimmette looks over her shoulder while "working out"... sees this...
The last gym i worked out at moved the machines around one weekend and most of the people who worked out there were pissed about it for some reason. The staff explained that they wanted to turn the adductor machine towards the wall to make women feel more comfortable when using it.

They faced it towards a wall covered floor to celling with mirrors. lol
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bimmette looks over her shoulder while "working out"... sees this...
The last gym i worked out at moved the machines around one weekend and most of the people who worked out there were pissed about it for some reason. The staff explained that they wanted to turn the adductor machine towards the wall to make women feel more comfortable when using it.

They faced it towards a wall covered floor to celling with mirrors. lol
Actually the Ladies Only section of my gym only has half walls so guys can actually watch which is so stupid. But at least we don't have to share equipment with them.
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The last gym i worked out at moved the machines around one weekend and most of the people who worked out there were pissed about it for some reason. The staff explained that they wanted to turn the adductor machine towards the wall to make women feel more comfortable when using it.

They faced it towards a wall covered floor to celling with mirrors. lol
The mirror stare is fair game!
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Actually the Ladies Only section of my gym only has half walls so guys can actually watch which is so stupid. But at least we don't have to share equipment with them.
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Actually the Ladies Only section of my gym only has half walls so guys can actually watch which is so stupid. But at least we don't have to share equipment with them.
Perfect... a half wall where you cannot see their hands or their lower halves... awesome. Wtf? Does the arm curl machine only have a left side, to even things out? Does this gym have "masseuses"? Have you seen many BMWs in the parking lot?

*Tries to think of other shady seeming things*
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Actually the Ladies Only section of my gym only has half walls so guys can actually watch which is so stupid. But at least we don't have to share equipment with them.
Perfect... a half wall where you cannot see their hands or their lower halves... awesome. Wtf? Does the arm curl machine only have a left side, to even things out? Does this gym have "masseuses"? Have you seen many BMWs in the parking lot?

*Tries to think of other shady seeming things*
Haha actually lots of BMWs and recently I heard a guy in one say to his friend while I was waiting for his parking spot "OMG that's the girl from YouTube"
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This guy hit on me a while back and asked "so, are you in school here?" which I completely took the wrong way because I forgot that there was a university in the town. I proceeded to discuss my life in elementary school and how proud I was of my coloring projects. He then tried to turn the conversation serious by asking me what I drove, so I told him "Cozy Coupe." I think he got the point and gave up.
LOL, that's awesome. Was he a fellow accountant by chance? Or just really ugly?

No jtodd_fl I am NOT trying to create a correlation between the two, so ferme la bouche s'il vous plait.
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