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      12-13-2015, 11:16 PM   #3741
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      12-13-2015, 11:23 PM   #3742
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Story of my life.
I will fucking kill ya tomorrow if you leave the office without telling me the exact time two hours earlier. Also the same on Wednesday.
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      12-13-2015, 11:28 PM   #3743
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I will fucking kill ya tomorrow if you leave the office without telling me the exact time two hours earlier. Also the same on Wednesday.
No need for idle threats.... i know you don't have time to get down here and back.

I'll let you know when i get in the office, when i get some lunch, when i go pee, and then i'll ask for permission to leave the office before i go.
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No need for idle threats.... i know you don't have time to get down here and back.

I'll let you know when i get in the office, when i get some lunch, when i go pee, and then i'll ask for permission to leave the office before i go.
I don't know if I can pull this off, since sending anything from here was pretty much a dead idea, but I will try.

Nice job using the word permission. I will take my time to answer to the bathroom email.
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      12-13-2015, 11:41 PM   #3745
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      12-13-2015, 11:56 PM   #3746
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How many guys have you told, 'Can't we just be friend's?
Three. The first one was a joke since we had just realized our almost three year"relationship" was us wanting to be kids and we gave it to each other by holding hands on public.
The second was my train wreck of trying to have a friends with benefits thing. The third was a repeat act of that.
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      12-14-2015, 12:01 AM   #3747
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Three. The first one was a joke since we had just realized our almost three year"relationship" was us wanting to be kids and we gave it to each other by holding hands on public.
The second was my train wreck of trying to have a friends with benefits thing. The third was a repeat act of that.
...LOOK - I told you I was sorry....can't we just move on...

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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...LOOK - I told you I was sorry....can't we just move on...

Dude if a woman offers you a friends with benefits, you are not supposed to show up at her house at dinner time to collect the benefits. Even I know that's a sex thing, not a way to get you more free food!!

My husband was quite amazed with your appetite though. He said it was a sexy sight.
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      12-14-2015, 12:22 AM   #3749
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Dude if a woman offers you a friends with benefits, you are not supposed to show up at her house at dinner time to collect the benefits. Even I know that's a sex thing, not a way to get you more free food!!

My husband was quite amazed with your appetite though. He said it was a sexy sight.
I do have a VORACIOUS appetite....It's my gift, and my curse...
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I do have a VORACIOUS appetite....It's my gift, and my curse...
Yeah, I got it when you texted me FROM THE DINNER TABLE!! that I should go and make an other load of food. I also got it when your wife called me to ask at what time will we be eating at Christmas. And your fucking brother is not joining us!

I'm never proposing anything dirty to anyone. This really isn't working out for me.
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ladies, where can i buy those sweater with sleeves that have hole for the thumbs...
Lululemon.
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Lululemon.
ohmagod ^&$^%^&*$
$98 for 1
Other brands have thumb holes too now. I have a Calvin Klein jacket and a Reebok hoodie that both have them and they were cheaper than Lululemon. Check out stores like Ross and TJ Maxx.
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ladies, where can i buy those sweater with sleeves that have hole for the thumbs...
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Is that the see through yoga pants company?
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Is that the see through yoga pants company?
Yes. We know you like it.
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Who doesn't like yoga pants?


Well, I don't like them when worn by certain people....
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Who doesn't like yoga pants?


Well, I don't like them when worn by certain people....
Don't be trying to back out of it now. YOU are the one who asked me to send those pics....
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Who doesn't like yoga pants?


Well, I don't like them when worn by certain people....
Don't be trying to back out of it now. YOU are the one who asked me to send those pics....
Figures tonka wears yoga pants lol...

Lululemon makes some great quality shiet... Price point is subjective...

However, it's pretty scary how many people wear lululemon now... I'm all for ... Size equality?? But damn, I did not know yoga pants came in super plus sizes - I just found out the other day much to my horror while out and about... The lululemon logo ended up looking like the McDonald's arches... Well, that's probably also the cause of why they stretched the logo out but yeah...
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Don't be trying to back out of it now. YOU are the one who asked me to send those pics....
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