Ask a girl anything?

Lups · 10-22-2015, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I've heard the same thing, that women peak sexually in their 30s.

It can get worse? Gulp.

No, its a lie, you'll be just fine...

It's not even funny, and the worst part is that when I was a teenager my males friends complained about this, now their wives complain about the same thing so I have to listen the same shit again. And now I really get what the guys were bitching about then!

Mr Tonka · 10-22-2015, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You really think scheduling it works? I mean, I have a hard time committing to times with things, as I'm such a free spirit. I am a fan of the anonymity. I want her to grab my crotch in line at Wallyworld standing behind the 800lb lady as she whispers in my ear *aren't you glad you're not fucking that tonight*.

Yeah. That's nice.

Well Ax, if that were your situation, you wouldn't be lacking in frequency now, would you?

That advice is for people who have let work, kids, money.... take over and the first thing to go was the thing that brought them together in the first place.

Lups · 10-22-2015, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You really think scheduling it works? I mean, I have a hard time committing to times with things, as I'm such a free spirit. I am a fan of the anonymity. I want her to grab my crotch in line at Wallyworld standing behind the 800lb lady as she whispers in my ear *aren't you glad you're not fucking that tonight*.

Yeah. That's nice.

Yes!!! That!!! Fucking hell! You can have my car if you can get this to my spouses head!!! Hell, have his too!

Mr Tonka · 10-22-2015, 01:01 PM

Ax in line to ride Space Mountain..... lol

Taskmaster · 10-22-2015, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Question #3: Alpha male vs Alpha female

During my 20s, when my friends pressure weakest link:
"Hey man, go ask that ugly girl out."
Most of weakest link will give him a huge comeback to the group alpha that others ROFL at him.

I have tons of occasions with female herds which acts differently.
When my ugly ass was at starbucks doing work, there were 4-6 gals looking at me and giggling at me. I guess (supposedly) female want to make fun of the weakest link of the group. So, female alpha asked weakest link to go ask me out.

I can tell she didn't want to ask me out, but was kinda forced by her friends.
Upon asking me out, I told her "Follow me" and went to the entire group.
I said it loudly to the group "Next time, if you had an herpes, you can directly tell me, instead of telling your friend to tell me about your herpes problem."

Their entire group was very quiet.

Now the question:

Why are female alpha more cruel and have a herd system which weakest link usually can't even say NO to female alpha(s)? It is more like wolfpack than deer herds. Why do you think I saw this more in group of females than male? Have you ladies had to do that to your weakest link?

Question #4 Rubbing boobies on me.
Whenever I read an article or some kinda paper, my co-workers usually gathered around me to see what I am reading. During that time, I see lots of boob rubbing on my shoulder and my back.
For 3-4 times, I thought it happened because of lots of people.
Same sh1t happened when there were 2 or even 1 person right next to me.

I don't know if word spreads, and few different dept female is doing that as well. It is not just her boob temporary touching, but it is on my forearm for like 1-2min straight.

NOW THE QUESTION.

My question is not about "does she want me?"
This is my question.

In the office, do females talk way beyond what guys will talk about, and test guys psych out or something? Have you ladies saw a female co-workers doin g that to a male co-worker at work?
I am 90% sure, they are not doing it for sex or sexual thing.
I strongly believe they are doing it to test guys out and see their reactions.
I mean, if I rub my missletoe to just to see the female co-worker's reaction, i would be talking to HR for hours. you know?

There is no such thing as an alpha Female. None.

NSFW - (language)
but let Patrice O'neil learn you:

HE STOMPS her - literally makes her look like a fool, and this woman has "PHD" in clinical psychology.

Mr Tonka · 10-22-2015, 01:09 PM

Ladies, how how many out of the blue dick pics have made their way to your PM inbox?

Biorin · 10-22-2015, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ladies, how how many out of the blue dick pics have made their way to your PM inbox?

NOT ENOUGH.

Mr Tonka · 10-22-2015, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

NOT ENOUGH.

PM sent.

Lups · 10-22-2015, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ladies, how how many out of the blue dick pics have made their way to your PM inbox?

Everybody seems to have my email.

JasonCSU · 10-22-2015, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I swear to coffee we women go nuts after we hit 30.

This is absolutely true with my current GF. I guess it is physiology telling a woman's body to crave sex in order to keep our species reproducing. Thank you science.

Biorin · 10-22-2015, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

PM sent.

Brb, grabbing microscope.

Mr Tonka · 10-22-2015, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Everybody seems to have my email.

No need to beat around the bush, just ask.

lens · 10-22-2015, 01:23 PM

What impresses women the most?

...other than money of course.

Lups · 10-22-2015, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonCSU

This is absolutely true with my current GF. I guess it is physiology telling a woman's body to crave sex in order to keep our species reproducing. Thank you science.

I'd say fuck science but we 30+ ladies would probably do that too if given the option.

F30lolz · 10-22-2015, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

What impresses women the most?

...other than money of course.

Credit score.

JasonCSU · 10-22-2015, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

What impresses women the most?

...other than money of course.

Hmm, I'm guessing wit, looks, and junk size, not necessarily in that order.

lens · 10-22-2015, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonCSU

Hmm, I'm guessing wit, looks, and junk size, not necessarily in that order.

I'm guessing if you have none of those, money will solve it right?

C5driver · 10-22-2015, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

What impresses women the most?

...other than money of course.

That's a stupid question. It's like asking what kind of tits guys like...real or fake.

EALm4 · 10-22-2015, 01:35 PM

thoughts on the 'dad bod' movement?

Mr Tonka · 10-22-2015, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

That's a stupid question. It's like asking what kind of tits guys like...real or fake.

Yes.

Taskmaster · 10-22-2015, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

There he is!

Hi, can you post that again with even less pixels?

lens · 10-22-2015, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

That's a stupid question. It's like asking what kind of tits guys like...real or fake.

Real.

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