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From the M2 post on front page
"A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner."
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| 04-11-2021, 12:16 PM | #355 |
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A college student reported for his first day at a new, part-time job.
Boss: "Here's the broom, get to it." Student: "But I'm a college student." Boss (grabbing the broom back): "Okay, I'll show you how."
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| 04-12-2021, 08:36 PM | #358 |
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"I'm disappointed Raymond, you're supposed to think of your mother before you have sex." - Marie Barone
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| 04-13-2021, 12:26 PM | #360 |
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I learned this one some time during grade school:
Boys are made of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
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| 04-13-2021, 04:24 PM | #363 |
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"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Nelson Mandela
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| 04-16-2021, 08:49 PM | #364 |
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| 04-16-2021, 08:56 PM | #365 |
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Boo Boo, you’ve tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked?
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Smarter than the average bear, eh Boo Boo?
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"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by a 'orrible cunt... me."
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| 04-17-2021, 08:29 AM | #368 |
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"Jeez, why do I always have to be the one to tell the kids there is no Santa Claus?"
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| 04-20-2021, 03:19 AM | #369 |
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The difference between people who win & people who whine is that people who win want to do something so that they feel good and people who whine want to feel good so that they can do something.
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| 04-20-2021, 06:54 PM | #372 |
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"Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you."
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| 04-22-2021, 01:35 AM | #373 |
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"You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them."
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| 04-23-2021, 01:21 PM | #374 |
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