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      08-15-2016, 10:28 AM   #37159
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Maybe Sweetie needs a Superman ?
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      08-15-2016, 11:43 AM   #37161
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About to shave my pubs and pits

Gotta clean up for the (zero) ladies waiting for me to get back to DC
I'm pretty sure this was covered in the "Ask a Girl Anything" thread. But that's one hell of a thread to look through to find a few responses.

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About to shave my pubs and pits

Gotta clean up for the (zero) ladies waiting for me to get back to DC
I'm pretty sure this was covered in the "Ask a Girl Anything" thread. But that's one hell of a thread to look through to find a few responses.

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Cleanly trimmed is good
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      08-15-2016, 11:50 AM   #37163
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Hey girl... I heard you like em cleanly trimmed. Look how I cleaned up the line around my beard.



and not like no Hairy Potter
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Hey girl... I heard you like em cleanly trimmed. Look how I cleaned up the line around my beard.
Goddamnit, my eyes, my eyes!
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      08-15-2016, 12:18 PM   #37165
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Wait till you do it to your cock/balls.

It looks like they grew an inch or two
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Hey, if I expect my women to keep up down there, it's only fair I do it for them as well.

Don't be so selfish, sir.
Plus, it makes it easier for them to find it too...
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      08-15-2016, 12:19 PM   #37166
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Wait till you do it to your cock/balls.

It looks like they grew an inch or two
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Hey, if I expect my women to keep up down there, it's only fair I do it for them as well.

Don't be so selfish, sir.
Plus, it makes it easier for them to find it too...
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      08-15-2016, 01:34 PM   #37167
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Dude shaves his pits? Shave your chest hair too? What the hell.


I like to put my woman on an African safari to find the little pecker. It's like an adventure game for them.
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      08-15-2016, 01:36 PM   #37168
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      08-15-2016, 01:37 PM   #37169
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I like to put my woman on an African safari to find the little pecker. It's like an adventure game for them.
Fraught with danger too, like any adventure game. My question is, what do they win?

I just can't imagine a game called "find the snake in the grass" will have that many takers unless there is a really good prize.
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Fraught with danger too, like any adventure game. My question is, what do they win?

I just can't imagine a game called "find the snake in the grass" will have that many takers unless there is a really good prize.
It's like the kinder eggs... the game is only playable in Europe, cuz the US has too stringent rules about tiny objects being a choking hazard.
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It's like the kinder eggs... the game is only playable in Europe, cuz the US *population is too stupid to realize that* tiny objects *are* a choking hazard.
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It's like the kinder eggs... the game is only playable in Europe, cuz the US *has stupid tort law that allows a lawsuit when someone is too much of a fucking moron to watch their kids or let them know when* tiny objects *present* a choking hazard.
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So me - no plan Sam (one of my many nicknames) has been put in charge of planning our groups adventures.

Now obviously you can't please everyone, but the idea is just to give us an excuse to hang out and do something different.

So, I could use some ideas here...

Paintball
Go Karts
Kayaking
*Skydiving
Archery
other things like Wine and painting (always wanted an excuse to day drink and paint - and I'm not French, soo...)
Room escape (exactly what it sounds like)
Movie premiers
bounce room
Rock climbing

I told them I would make a calendar out till the end of October, so help me out with some ideas!
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      08-15-2016, 02:39 PM   #37176
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So me - no plan Sam (one of my many nicknames) has been put in charge of planning our groups adventures.

Now obviously you can't please everyone, but the idea is just to give us an excuse to hang out and do something different.

So, I could use some ideas here...

Paintball
Go Karts
Kayaking
*Skydiving
Archery
other things like Wine and painting (always wanted an excuse to day drink and paint - and I'm not French, soo...)
Room escape (exactly what it sounds like)
Movie premiers
bounce room
Rock climbing

I told them I would make a calendar out till the end of October, so help me out with some ideas!
What kind of group? Like, your halfway house peeps? Your AA group? The people in your group therapy? Help a brother out...
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What kind of group? Like, your halfway house peeps? Your AA group? The people in your group therapy? Help a brother out...

My core friends. It started off with me just winging it and doing things on my own..and then my core group (I have a 7 person group chat) wanted to come.

Obviously not everyone will do everything (4 of us for Rock climbing, 5 for archery, etc) but it's just a bunch of us guys doing things to break up the monotony.
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My core friends. It started off with me just winging it and doing things on my own..and then my core group (I have a 7 person group chat) wanted to come.

Obviously not everyone will do everything (4 of us for Rock climbing, 5 for archery, etc) but it's just a bunch of us guys doing things to break up the monotony.
Air boatin' in the swamp bruh.

Pew pew-ing - can't remember where you are, specifically... but lot's of options down here.
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Air boatin' in the swamp bruh.

Pew pew-ing - can't remember where you are, specifically... but lot's of options down here.
Tampa area. Due to the heat, I want to limit the outdoor stuff as much as possible, but I did want to do a fishing trip....

What about a small road trip? I've never been to St Augustine - it's the oldest city in the US right?
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Tampa area. Due to the heat, I want to limit the outdoor stuff as much as possible, but I did want to do a fishing trip....

What about a small road trip? I've never been to St Augustine - it's the oldest city in the US right?
Allegedly... haven't been there in forever. I think there is like a haunted tour or something. If I were road tripping w/friends, I might hit up the middle keys - like Islamorada or something. I dunno. I am old and am no longer allowed to have fun. Fishing is cool - diving is cool too. I would imagine there is some good diving that far up still, no?
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