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      08-14-2016, 08:51 PM   #37137
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I shave my body hair?
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      08-14-2016, 08:57 PM   #37138
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Lol why you shavey?
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      08-14-2016, 10:05 PM   #37140
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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...
Lol why you shavey?
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      08-14-2016, 10:06 PM   #37142
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And for the record, Veet + wax.
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Hmm, now that Phelps is retiring, I should take up Olympic swimming...
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      08-14-2016, 10:11 PM   #37145
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The razor clogged up...

It was bad dude. Like bad.
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All done

Thanks shoei for help on getting to those difficult to reach areas
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Somebody close this thread and life ban smoosh please

Jason. Dakle. Please. Help.
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      08-14-2016, 11:00 PM   #37148
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      08-14-2016, 11:10 PM   #37149
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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.
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      08-14-2016, 11:13 PM   #37150
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      08-14-2016, 11:14 PM   #37151
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Bhai, pro tip: trimmer first than razor

It can become a bit jungle-y
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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.
Bhai, pro tip: trimmer first than razor

It can become a bit jungle-y
Bhai, trimmer is scary down there. Scissors, then razor, and wax if necessary.
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      08-15-2016, 12:36 AM   #37153
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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...
Lol why you shavey?
Because...
Dude....you look like you just fought with a weedeater.....and lost
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      08-15-2016, 01:17 AM   #37154
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Dude....you look like you just fought with a weedeater.....and lost
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Hey shoei - mine washed off
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I have to do my legs tomorrow. Weedwacker might actually be a good idea.
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Well yeah... You're supposed to wash off the Nair products??
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