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      08-11-2016, 01:44 AM   #36939
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Hey your not a red headed drawf?
We've had this convo like fourteen times already dammit

All that muscle mass and those brotein shakes must be inhibiting your memory
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      08-11-2016, 05:28 AM   #36942
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      08-11-2016, 07:22 AM   #36944
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      08-11-2016, 09:07 AM   #36945
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We've had this convo like fourteen times already dammit

All that muscle mass and those brotein shakes must be inhibiting your memory
I don't do protein bro. I'm old and brittle we talked about that too.
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      08-11-2016, 09:48 AM   #36947
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Didn't wear it much. Can use the money.
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Didn't wear it much. Can use the money.
I would have traded you my Arc-8s for it.
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      08-11-2016, 11:09 AM   #36949
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Didn't wear it much. Can use the money.
I would have traded you my Arc-8s for it.
Knowing you, wheels wouldn't be right anyways... Probably cracked, bent, or deformed from sitting in the garage from a car that doesn't run right...
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I would have traded you my Arc-8s for it.
I have enough sets thanks
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Knowing you, wheels wouldn't be right anyways... Probably cracked, bent, or deformed from sitting in the garage from a car that doesn't run right...
My wheels and my car are both just fine, thank you very much.
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Knowing you, wheels wouldn't be right anyways... Probably cracked, bent, or deformed from sitting in the garage from a car that doesn't run right...
My wheels and my car are both just fine, thank you very much.
Those CSL wheels are still my favorite factory pair to date though... So simple but so nice...
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Those CSL wheels are still my favorite factory pair to date though... So simple but so nice...
I actually just pulled my track wheels off and put the CSL wheels back on. I forgot how good the car actually looks with them.
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Those CSL wheels are still my favorite factory pair to date though... So simple but so nice...
I actually just pulled my track wheels off and put the CSL wheels back on. I forgot how good the car actually looks with them.
Yep... E46 and E9X look so damn sexy in those shoes... Well, except the E93, that overweight whale don't look good in nothing... Ain't that right, ASBSECU E93 ??

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Yep... E46 and E9X look so damn sexy in those shoes... Well, except the E93, that overweight whale don't look good in nothing... Ain't that right, ASBSECU E93 ??

I'm curious to know how much more the E93 weighs compared to the E92. Brb, google.
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Yep... E46 and E9X look so damn sexy in those shoes... Well, except the E93, that overweight whale don't look good in nothing... Ain't that right, ASBSECU E93 ??

E93 is 4,000 pounds while the E92 is 3,500 pounds! Overweight whale is an understatement! No wonder why you have to supercharge those.
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Yep... E46 and E9X look so damn sexy in those shoes... Well, except the E93, that overweight whale don't look good in nothing... Ain't that right, ASBSECU E93 ??

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E93 is 4,000 pounds while the E92 is 3,500 pounds! Overweight whale is an understatement! No wonder why you have to supercharge those.
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The Hoff is still pretty popular in Germany and India, so...
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