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      07-27-2016, 11:10 AM   #36015
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Lol. Probably a nine. I'm antisocial and I'm the only one on client calls often so really i'll be annoying them.
Are they creepy older dudes who will likely hit on you?

Oh wait... that is here. My bad.
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Lol. Probably a nine. I'm antisocial and I'm the only one on client calls often so really i'll be annoying them.
Are they creepy older dudes who will likely hit on you?

Oh wait... that is here. My bad.
Nah, bunch of chicks. I would just rather be sitting alone. I hope they sort it out. Still sucks. I hate that part of town. It's the entrance towards Devils mouth (times square).
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Nah, bunch of chicks. I would just rather be sitting alone. I hope they sort it out. Still sucks. I hate that part of town. It's the entrance towards Devils mouth (times square).
I have never identified so closely with people who go on murderous rampages as I do when I have to drive through Times Square.
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Thats a busy place itself, was there last 2011 and had a little...hmm...inadvertant meeting with the Gunny at the recruition building there
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I have never identified so closely with people who go on murderous rampages as I do when I have to drive through Times Square.
I was working before now into a very big office with 18 colleagues, imagine the range of loudness, concentrate working was a dream. Now I got nearly my own zone, and thats really a dream.
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Nah, bunch of chicks. I would just rather be sitting alone. I hope they sort it out. Still sucks. I hate that part of town. It's the entrance towards Devils mouth (times square).
I have never identified so closely with people who go on murderous rampages as I do when I have to drive through Times Square.


For serious, I can't take it. I avoid it at all costs. People are like animals walking through the streets.
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For serious, I can't take it. I avoid it at all costs. People are like animals walking through the streets.
The one time I went I debated slitting everyone's throat that bumped into me.
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For serious, I can't take it. I avoid it at all costs. People are like animals walking through the streets.
The one time I went I debated slitting everyone's throat that bumped into me.


It's nice to fantasize about punching everyone that walks into you but I would likely hurt myself or at least break a nail doing so and then I'll really be
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I have never identified so closely with people who go on murderous rampages as I do when I have to drive through Times Square.
I don't see why you hate it. I love it. I can walk around right in the streets. There is like a 15 second buffer on all street crossings +/- 15 seconds of it actually changing to the white "walk" dude. If I see a nice car with NY plates, I know they are local, so I can wave them down and ask questions like... how do I get to the Statue of Liberty or where a nice pizza place would be. Lot's of nice locals around to ask if they know how to get good seats for Hamilton. It is a lovely place. Oh, and it is great how you can stop a taxi in ANY lane, then spend like 8.5 minutes loading up all your shit.
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I don't see why you hate it. I love it. I can walk around right in the streets. There is like a 15 second buffer on all street crossings +/- 15 seconds of it actually changing to the white "walk" dude. If I see a nice car with NY plates, I know they are local, so I can wave them down and ask questions like... how do I get to the Statue of Liberty or where a nice pizza place would be. Lot's of nice locals around to ask if they know how to get good seats for Hamilton. It is a lovely place. Oh, and it is great how you can stop a taxi in ANY lane, then spend like 8.5 minutes loading up all your shit.
The key is to master a facial expression that lets them know you will absolutely run them over if they set a foot inside that crosswalk. I've had people start and then back up after we make eye contact. Worth it.
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It's nice to fantasize about punching everyone that walks into you but I would likely hurt myself or at least break a nail doing so and then I'll really be
Lol I'm not one for crowds, if I wanted to get bumped into I'd go to an Insane Clown Posse concert. Only difference is you could probably get away with sucker punching someone in the face during a moshpit.

You sound so fragile, that's adorable.
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This works as long as another person is coming up to you the same way....that'll be interesting, no?
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Remind me of people at a four way stop down here and e erroneous keeps waving the other person instead of just letting the person to stop..., go. Stop waving you sister fuckers and get out of my way!
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It's nice to fantasize about punching everyone that walks into you but I would likely hurt myself or at least break a nail doing so and then I'll really be
Lol I'm not one for crowds, if I wanted to get bumped into I'd go to an Insane Clown Posse concert. Only difference is you could probably get away with sucker punching someone in the face during a moshpit.

You sound so fragile, that's adorable.
I can't be walking around with broken nails like some kind of hood rat now!
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I can't be walking around with broken nails like some kind of hood rat now!
Just think though, you flash that broken nail and everyone will step back because they know you mean business.
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I can't be walking around with broken nails like some kind of hood rat now!
Just think though, you flash that broken nail and everyone will step back because they know you mean business.
Lmao. Not worth looking bad for.
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Lmao. Not worth looking bad for.
Call me crazy but I don't base a woman's entire hot or not scale due to nails. Lol

Embrace the tough, knock a chick or two out!
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Lmao. Not worth looking bad for.
Call me crazy but I don't base a woman's entire hot or not scale due to nails. Lol

Embrace the tough, knock a chick or two out!
Not my style.

There are plenty of men that appreciate a woman that takes care of herself, nails included.
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Not my style.

There are plenty of men that appreciate a woman that takes care of herself, nails included.
I appreciate your nails broken or whole. What are they French tip?
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Not my style.

There are plenty of men that appreciate a woman that takes care of herself, nails included.
I appreciate your nails broken or whole. What are they French tip?
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This week.
Well manicured, nice sheen, definitely a woman of class.



With the matching M mug, for some reason I had a lingering feeling.
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Well manicured, nice sheen, definitely a woman of class.



With the matching M mug, for some reason I had a lingering feeling.
What's wrong with my coffee mug?
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