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      07-26-2016, 01:59 PM   #35817
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Can you just post your avatar pic for me?

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      07-26-2016, 02:00 PM   #35820
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Aaaand I feel nauseous
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      07-26-2016, 02:03 PM   #35825
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In your current state, I believe that is a chocolate creampie.
Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
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In your current state, I believe that is a chocolate creampie.
Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
Depends... Where is it from? Because I recently had someone take me to what was allegedly the best eclairs on the planet...

Was slightly disappointed...
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      07-26-2016, 02:05 PM   #35830
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I can make some fresh chocolate Éclairs for you if you'd like...
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You know, it takes two to make an "eclair"

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It's perfectly natural. For you.
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